I wrote my mom a beautiful Mother's Day poem.

[GlobalObserver]

I wish you a happy Mother's Day
I'm really glad that you weren't gay
Cause if you were
I probably wouldn't be here

When you cooked meals
You gave me a portion
I'm glad you didn't have an abortion
Cause if you had, I probably wouldn't be here

You rarely spanked me
When i was bad
If you'd beaten me to death, I'd probably be mad
Cause if I was dead, I probably wouldn't be here

I'm so very glad
You had sex with my daddy
So that I could be born
To make you very happy

From your loving son, I wish you a happy Mother's Day.

The End

[sprytel]

Lol. You have a bright future in greeting cards!