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Thread: Do not read this. I repeat, do not read this.

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    Do not read this. I repeat, do not read this.

    Simple Pieman met Paul Simon,
    Going to the faire.
    Says Simple Pieman to Paul Simon,
    Let me strip you bare.
    Says Paul Simon to Simple Pieman,
    Show me first your guinea
    Says Simple Pieman to Paul Simon,
    Might I call you Ginny?

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    I notice that 20 people read this post even though I told them not to.

    I'm very disappointed in those of you who disobeyed my wishes.

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    Poetry, No I don't hate
    Rhyming words, I think they're great
    Whether it's Whitman, Frost or Poe
    Poetry makes my imagination grow

    I love poems about lots of different things
    Like scary talking ravens with big black wings
    Nobody doesn't like Annabel Lee
    I buy her cakes at the grocery.

    I like writing, if you wanna know why?
    'Cause this poem is so beautiful, it makes me cry

    The End

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    The only reason I read this thread is because you told me not to. So, it's totally your fault! I take no responsibility, or blame. I will graciously accept your disappointment, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LonnieFisher View Post
    The only reason I read this thread is because you told me not to. So, it's totally your fault! I take no responsibility, or blame. I will graciously accept your disappointment, though.
    I admire your rebellious spirit, Lonnie!

    Feel free to disappoint or disobey me anytime!

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    You'll be happy to know I did NOT read this, including the poems or Lonnie's response.
    WANTED - Solid-Boxed WGSH's, C.8 or better.

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    Worst Dr Seuss story EVER.

    The coronavirus is really very bad
    It'll kill your mom and it'll kill your dad
    It'll kill your dog and It'll kill your cat
    It'll even kill your uncle Pat

    It'll kill your brother and sister too
    It'll even kill your sweet aunt Sue
    It'll kill your cousins, gramps and granny
    It'll hit you hard, and knock you on your fanny

    There isn't much that it won't kill
    Even if you take a pill
    It'll make you sick and it'll make you ill
    It'll make your vomit bucket spill

    It'll make you cough 'til you hack up a lung
    And it doesn't much care if you're old or young
    It's for you dear children that I write this story
    I hope it wasn't too bloody. Hope it wasn't too gory

    The End

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    I scrolled fast, but did read Lonnie's response… just because!

    … we're going to have to work harder to make this as interesting as Hector's *Delete* thread, but since I've now watched the first two episodes of The Boys, I can even more confidently declare Watchmen superiority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wee67 View Post
    You'll be happy to know I did NOT read this, including the poems or Lonnie's response.
    I appreciate your honesty, friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Confessional View Post
    I scrolled fast, but did read Lonnie's response… just because!

    … we're going to have to work harder to make this as interesting as Hector's *Delete* thread, but since I've now watched the first two episodes of The Boys, I can even more confidently declare Watchmen superiority.
    ...just because is always the best reason for doing anything!

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