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  • GlobalObserver
    Persistent Member
    • Aug 12, 2004
    • 2220

    Do not read this. I repeat, do not read this.

    Simple Pieman met Paul Simon,
    Going to the faire.
    Says Simple Pieman to Paul Simon,
    Let me strip you bare.
    Says Paul Simon to Simple Pieman,
    Show me first your guinea
    Says Simple Pieman to Paul Simon,
    Might I call you Ginny?
  • GlobalObserver
    Persistent Member
    • Aug 12, 2004
    • 2220

    #2
    I notice that 20 people read this post even though I told them not to.

    I'm very disappointed in those of you who disobeyed my wishes.

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    • GlobalObserver
      Persistent Member
      • Aug 12, 2004
      • 2220

      #3
      Poetry, No I don't hate
      Rhyming words, I think they're great
      Whether it's Whitman, Frost or Poe
      Poetry makes my imagination grow

      I love poems about lots of different things
      Like scary talking ravens with big black wings
      Nobody doesn't like Annabel Lee
      I buy her cakes at the grocery.

      I like writing, if you wanna know why?
      'Cause this poem is so beautiful, it makes me cry

      The End

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      • LonnieFisher
        Eloquent Member
        • Jan 19, 2008
        • 10814

        #4
        The only reason I read this thread is because you told me not to. So, it's totally your fault! I take no responsibility, or blame. I will graciously accept your disappointment, though.

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        • GlobalObserver
          Persistent Member
          • Aug 12, 2004
          • 2220

          #5
          Originally posted by LonnieFisher
          The only reason I read this thread is because you told me not to. So, it's totally your fault! I take no responsibility, or blame. I will graciously accept your disappointment, though.
          I admire your rebellious spirit, Lonnie!

          Feel free to disappoint or disobey me anytime!

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          • Wee67
            Museum Correspondent
            • Apr 2, 2002
            • 10586

            #6
            You'll be happy to know I did NOT read this, including the poems or Lonnie's response.
            WANTED - Solid-Boxed WGSH's, C.8 or better.

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            • GlobalObserver
              Persistent Member
              • Aug 12, 2004
              • 2220

              #7
              Worst Dr Seuss story EVER.

              The coronavirus is really very bad
              It'll kill your mom and it'll kill your dad
              It'll kill your dog and It'll kill your cat
              It'll even kill your uncle Pat

              It'll kill your brother and sister too
              It'll even kill your sweet aunt Sue
              It'll kill your cousins, gramps and granny
              It'll hit you hard, and knock you on your fanny

              There isn't much that it won't kill
              Even if you take a pill
              It'll make you sick and it'll make you ill
              It'll make your vomit bucket spill

              It'll make you cough 'til you hack up a lung
              And it doesn't much care if you're old or young
              It's for you dear children that I write this story
              I hope it wasn't too bloody. Hope it wasn't too gory

              The End

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              • Confessional
                Maker & Whatnot
                • Aug 8, 2012
                • 3410

                #8
                I scrolled fast, but did read Lonnie's response… just because!

                … we're going to have to work harder to make this as interesting as Hector's *Delete* thread, but since I've now watched the first two episodes of The Boys, I can even more confidently declare Watchmen superiority.

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                • GlobalObserver
                  Persistent Member
                  • Aug 12, 2004
                  • 2220

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Wee67
                  You'll be happy to know I did NOT read this, including the poems or Lonnie's response.
                  I appreciate your honesty, friend.

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                  • GlobalObserver
                    Persistent Member
                    • Aug 12, 2004
                    • 2220

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Confessional
                    I scrolled fast, but did read Lonnie's response… just because!

                    … we're going to have to work harder to make this as interesting as Hector's *Delete* thread, but since I've now watched the first two episodes of The Boys, I can even more confidently declare Watchmen superiority.
                    ...just because is always the best reason for doing anything!

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                    • GlobalObserver
                      Persistent Member
                      • Aug 12, 2004
                      • 2220

                      #11
                      Originally posted by GlobalObserver
                      I notice that 20 people read this post even though I told them not to.

                      I'm very disappointed in those of you who disobeyed my wishes.
                      Update that number to 172. Shame on all of you.
                      Last edited by GlobalObserver; Mar 31, '20, 7:21 AM.

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