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  • GlobalObserver
    Persistent Member
    • Aug 12, 2004
    • 2220

    I wrote an epic poem about Walmart. It goes something like this ...

    I wrote an epic poem about Walmart. It goes something like this ...

    I heart Walmart
    Yes I do
    I heart Walmart
    How 'bout you?

    If you say no.
    It'll break my heart
    So please say yes
    and we'll fill up our cart ... at Walmart!


    ©2020
  • GlobalObserver
    Persistent Member
    • Aug 12, 2004
    • 2220

    #2

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    • thunderbolt
      Hi Ernie!!!
      • Feb 15, 2004
      • 34211

      #3
      change the heart with hate and its better
      You must try to generate happiness within yourself. If you aren't happy in one place, chances are you won't be happy anyplace. -Ernie Banks

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      • GlobalObserver
        Persistent Member
        • Aug 12, 2004
        • 2220

        #4
        Originally posted by thunderbolt
        change the heart with hate and its better
        I hate Walmart
        Yes I do
        I hate Walmart
        How 'bout you?

        If you say no.
        It'll break my heart
        So please say yes
        and we'll not fill up our cart ... at Walmart!

        ©2020

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        • thunderbolt
          Hi Ernie!!!
          • Feb 15, 2004
          • 34211

          #5
          well after your CC gets hacked twice and the last place used was Walmart you'd have ill will towards them too.
          You must try to generate happiness within yourself. If you aren't happy in one place, chances are you won't be happy anyplace. -Ernie Banks

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          • GlobalObserver
            Persistent Member
            • Aug 12, 2004
            • 2220

            #6
            Some people online were talking about a rumor that Russian leader Vladimir Putin created the coronavirus.

            I replied:

            I sure hope this virus isn't being spread by Putin because I was standing behind this big ol' gal at the Walmart checkout and she was Putin up a storm.

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            • GlobalObserver
              Persistent Member
              • Aug 12, 2004
              • 2220

              #7
              I'm going to try to sell this joke to Jeff Foxworthy. Must be worth at least 5 bucks.

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