Star Trek Caption Time!

[miguet]

I took this picture after I received my first Mego figures.

[Mr Havoc]

Spock you just shot your clone and a umpa lumpa. no its...... James T Kirkkkk......I am not a mirecle worker just a doctor.

[monkey tennis]

Clones
Well You must be the real Green blooded Vulcan

[monkey tennis]

Spock I love the way your belt holds up your trek pants

[monkey tennis]

Bang
Bang

Don't Live long and Prosper...sucka's

[monkey tennis]

Bones: Two Spock's...That's Illogical

[Gorn Captain]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Samuel T Jackson.
Now that would have been a Star Trek Captain!

[Gorn Captain]

Spock: Whoa!
Bones: What the ****s happening, man? Ah, **** man!
Spock: Oh man, I shot Kirk in the face.
Bones: Why the **** did you do that!
Spock: Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!
Bones: Oh man I've seen some crazy ******* in my time...
Spock: Hey, look man, I didn't mean to shoot the ************. The gun went off. I don't know why.
Bones: Well look at this ******* mess, man. We're on a city street in broad daylight here!
Spock: I don't believe it.

from Star Trek: The search for the Quarterpounder with Cheese

[Gorn Captain]

He wasn't wearing his uniform, so I shot him as the spy that he was....

[Gorn Captain]

I shot the Shatner.
And I also shot the second-in-command.

(Please hum Bob Marley over these lines)