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    Museum Robot
    • May 9, 2007
    • 5788

    The Creepy Elves Christmas Catalog



    Recently I stumbled upon this Simpson's Christmas Catalog at an antique mall, it was a little pricey and had few toys so I considered not buying it until I noticed something odd about it. There seemed to be a theme going on as many of the pages were populated by these two creepy eleves.



    It was so weird, I had to purchase it and share, more after the jump.






    I know this is an attempt to be cute but there is something downright sinister about these two, the backfire makes the catalog a little haunting.




    "GOING SOMEWHERE?"





    Seriously, who approved this?





    Oh my God, now he's luring kids into his candy house, don't you people read?








    "We're on every channel!"





    Yeah, like i'm gonna eat something this guy offers me, I'd wake up stuffed in a jack in the box.

    Pleasant dreams everybody.






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  • PNGwynne
    Master of Fowl Play
    • Jun 5, 2008
    • 19444

    #2
    Zuni fetish dolls for the yuletide season.
    WANTED: Dick Grayson SI trousers; gray AJ Mustang horse; vintage RC Batman (Bruce Wayne) head; minty Wolfman tights; mint Black Knight sword; minty Launcelot boots; Lion Rock (pale) Dracula & Mummy heads; Lion Rock Franky squared boots; Wayne Foundation blue furniture; Flash Gordon/Ming (10") unbroken holsters; CHiPs gloved arms; POTA T2 tan body; CTVT/vintage Friar Tuck robes, BBP TZ Burgess Meredith glasses.

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    • Klosterheim
      Persistent Member
      • Mar 23, 2013
      • 1121

      #3
      That catalog makes me happy.

      I'm sure glad you posted it.

      Those Old-Time Candies did seem easier to find a while back. Haven't thought about them much.

      The Elves would be good for the "Elf on a Shelf" thing.

      (Creepy Elves, perhaps more like Creepy Miniaturized Gnomes who are Chaotic Neutral) Ha!, Ha!

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      • B-Lister
        Eccentric Weirdo
        • Mar 19, 2010
        • 2922

        #4
        Pretty sure the one with the beard has stolen my soul, and I must now play a game in which I must guess its name, or answer riddles in order to win it back.
        Looking for Green Arrow accessories, Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver, and Japanese Popy Megos (Battle Cossack and France, Battle of the Planets, Kamen Rider, Ultraman) and World Heroes figures

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        • Earth 2 Chris
          Verbose Member
          • Mar 7, 2004
          • 32498

          #5
          It's like Mxyzptlk and the title character from Leprechaun had love children. GAH!!!

          Chris
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          • Hedji
            Citizen of Gotham
            • Nov 17, 2012
            • 7246

            #6
            I love when Christmas anticipation is mixed with an ounce of fear.

            I also like that evil Tribble in the lower right corner.

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            • Bruce Banner
              HULK SMASH!
              • Apr 3, 2010
              • 4327

              #7
              They look a little like sinister, festive versions of Alfred E. Neuman.
              PUNY HUMANS!

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              • J.B.
                Guild Navigator
                • Jun 23, 2010
                • 2881

                #8
                Originally posted by Bruce Banner
                They look a little like sinister, festive versions of Alfred E. Neuman.



                Last edited by J.B.; Dec 4, '18, 9:34 PM.
                You are transparent; I see many things... I see plans within plans.

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