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RIP Voice of the Night – Joe Frank
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RIP Voice of the Night – Joe Frank
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I’m pretty sure I heard his voice over the years, but was not familiar with him.
I’m confused by one of his famous monologues:
...onto a boardwalk with penguins “sitting on benches in outdoor cafes, drinking lattes,” who are attacked by killer whales in a well-planned pincer movement, who are themselves attacked by polar bears “floating toward the shore on icebergs fitted with large sails and small outboard motors.” He concluded: “It’s a massacre. And that’s life. Penguins eaten by killer whales who are devoured by polar bears.”
Huh?
Penguins sitting on beaches in outdoor cafes?
Huh?
There are no penguins in the Arctic...and there are no polar bears in the Antarctic. Also, no way in hell are polar bears devouring killer whales, lol...
Anyway, interesting mind bending stuff...
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