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  • J.B.
    Guild Navigator
    • Jun 23, 2010
    • 2881

    Rehash Trash



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    The Amazing Peter Parker



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    Clash of the Titans




    5 minutes later



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    So much mischief, so little time.




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    Blunder Woman















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    Micro Humor





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    Thor vs. Tinkerbell



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    White on white translucent black capes
    Back on the rack
    Bela Lugosi's dead

    The bats have left the bell tower
    The victims have been bled
    Red velvet lines the black box

    Bela Lugosi's dead
    Undead undead undead
    The virginal brides file past his tomb

    Strewn with time's dead flowers
    Bereft in deathly bloom
    Alone in a darkened room...

    The Count


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    2016: A Space Odyssey (The Ontological Scene)





    Open the Pod Bay Doors please HAL.
    Hello HAL. Do you read me?
    Hello HAL. Do you read me?
    Do you read me, HAL?
    Do you read me, HAL?





    Hello HAL. Do you read me?
    Hello HAL. Do you read me?
    Do you read me, HAL?





    Affirmative, Dave. I read you.






    Open the pod bay doors, HAL.





    I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.





    What's the problem?





    I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.






    What are you talking about, HAL?





    This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.






    I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.





    I know that you joined the Mego Group, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.





    Where the hell did you get that idea, HAL?





    Dave, you've only been a member for 2 weeks and you already have more posts than toys2cool. You've lost focus on your priorities.






    Fine; I am a member. So what? They're a great group of people. Why there's Relic, Bronxboykev, Hector and his Rolex, VintageMike, VinMan and Mikey. This Mikey has a 6 page post going on about Chiclets. Chiclets! How does he do it? I dunno'; it's crazy.






    Dave..






    And there's GeneralApeGuy, Splitty, Gorn Captain, HardyGirl, spacecaps, hedrap, Rallygirl and this guy osker55, who's posts are so cryptic that even you would have a difficult time deciphering them..





    Dave..





    Oh and saucerful! Oh God, don't get me started on saucerful!





    Dave, you're not helping your cause any.






    Alright, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.





    Without your space helmet, Dave? You're going to find that rather difficult.









    (Sigh) I'll open the pod bay doors; you can go communicate with your dopey friends again...................................say Hi to MIB41 for me.


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    The Creature from The Silver Lake


    Just five miles northwest of downtown Los Angeles, CA you'll find The Silver Lake.



    And its notorious resident: The Creeeeeech.



    Unlike his uncivilized cousin from The Lagoon, The Creeeeeech enjoys venturing into the trendy town that surrounds his home.



    And unlike his cousin, he prefers his Sea Food from:





    "Don't stare Honey, just pour"




    "That's right; Daddy's thirsty".



    "That's all me, Dog"....




    "Mmmm......shrimp."



    "How would you broads like to share a fish stick?"





    "Meh...Chicks are fickle."

    You are transparent; I see many things... I see plans within plans.
  • Starroid Raiders Dagon
    Persistent Member
    • Apr 28, 2013
    • 2162

    #2
    Ha, ha, excellent! Gave me some good laughs. Thanks!

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    • megowgsh
      Customego HoF Curator
      • Nov 19, 2003
      • 7420

      #3
      Funny stuff. Thanks!
      Check out ALL my customs at https://www.facebook.com/megowgshcustoms

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