Oddly enough, I had a list already made, years ago.
Coke served at room temperature. I mean, what is wrong with people in South America anyway.
Going to my grocer's freezer and not finding cheese and bean buritos. They always have chicken or beef and bean. But finding cheese and bean is as rare as finding someone at the supermarket that knows how to use that scanner at the checkout when you give them a bag of fruit.
Getting a run in a new pair of nylons. Just because I hate them doesn't mean I want them ruined within minutes of putting them on. Give me at least 8 hours of use first.
Arriving at work 5 minutes early, yet clocking in 2 minutes late. How the hell does THAT happen?! And why does it happen so often?!
Public restrooms... and my constant need of them.
Going to a fondue restaurant at 10pm, and having to put up with a noisy kiddie party a few booths over. What kind of people keep their little kids up past 10pm, in public on a school night? And what kind of people think it's a good idea to bring a group of kids to a place that have BURNERS on the table in the first place?!
People who feel the need to talk to you when you are standing in line at the bank, supermarket, amusement park, etc. I don't care about your cat's bout of cancer, stop talking to me. I don't even KNOW you, lady!
My favorite comic being sold out the day of release even though it is on my pull list and oddly enough not being in my box when I get to the comic store.
Smelly people not knowing they are smelly, and feeling the need to stand very close to you when they talk.
The bashing of a whole political party for the actions of a few. It's the punishing of the son for the sins of the father, and in politics it's only a matter of time before the tide turns in the ocean of public opinion and it becomes more of a case of the pot and kettle arguing who has got a better tan.
And people who overuse cliches....
People who continuously point out that wrestling is fake when they find out you are a fan. Oh my god, you are so right! I never knew that before. From now on I'll STOP being a fan. Thank you for stopping me from wasting my time on this pursuit! Go scratch yourself, dipwad! Go watch Cirque du Soleil... wait did you know THAT's fake? Dumbbutt.
Walking barefoot in your house and suddenly stepping on drop of water.
Hilary Clinton, Oprah, Rosie, Condeleeza Rice, Dr. Phil, and John Edwards (the psychic who talks to dead folks). If ******s came in a six pack....
Being lectured about the dangers of drinking, when I'm drunk.
All organized religions and their narrow minded idiot followers. I've got no beef with God. My beef is with those child molesters, TV panhandlers, suicide bombers, and alien worshipping jackasses.
Hyphen Americans. African-American, Mexican-American, Irish-American, Italian-American, Midget-American, ********-American.... Remember when America was the great melting pot? What happened to being an AMERICAN, period.
Yes, hate runs wild in me. My hate has no logic either.