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    All New and All Geriatric Wolverine



    An obvious attempt to pander to two special interest groups... teenage girls and... us?!

    Can we now thrill to the relatable adventures of Wolverine as he watches his cholesterol intake, wonders where the remote control is, hates everything but Matlock, and turns the hose on those pesky kids tramping across his lawn?

    I'll assume he slips on a patch of ice and breaks a hip, but luckily it heals in time for it to break again in the next issue.

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    Oh, that crazy pandering. At least he's still straight?

    So, the distaff version has only two claws per hand? So much for equality.
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    I assume its X-23, so the third claw is on her foot!


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    Ahhhhh---Sammy, man, you made me laugh so hard, I blew water out my nose, friend. Let us not forget that he will likely be facing the perils of incontinence, erectile dysfunction and liver spots. As for the new chickie Wolverine, well, if you thought male Wolvie was bad during a "Berserker Fury," wait until you see this chick when it's "her time of the month'!
    Oh then, what's this? Big flashy lighty thing, that's what brought me here! Big flashy lighty things have got me written all over them. Not actually. But give me time. And a crayon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emeraldknight47 View Post
    if you thought male Wolvie was bad during a "Berserker Fury," wait until you see this chick when it's "her time of the month'!
    And the new slogan is...

    "She's the best there is PERIOD."

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    Marvel won't get my money for this crap.

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    Does this mean he'll have an adamantium walker?

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    I stopped reading new comics two years ago.
    Seems like I made the right decision.

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    That drawing of She-Wolverine reminds me of a 70s Hell Cat Cover.

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    This one was reprinted in Marvel's Fireside Superhero Women book back in the day IIRC?



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