I Don't See it in there... Surely Kirk could Find It!

[garagesale]

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[Hotfoot]

Back in the 70's we were having a garage sale. Mom had to go to the store to get stuff for dinner so she left me in charge. I got tired of sitting in the garage so I went into the basement to watch TV.

I got smart and put a sign on the door incase anyone needed assistance.

The sine said

Knock for As*