one liner - from movies

[JPkempo]

In many movis there is a line that when you hear you think of the movie.
What lines can you think of?
Here are a couple

"Kahn!!!"

"We're go to need a bigger boat."

"I'm melting, melting......"

[Mikey]

Spaceballs......

Worst line ever, but it always cracks me up for some reason .........

What's the matter Colonel Sanders,,,,, Chicken ??????

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[monkey tennis]

"Take your stinking paws off of me you damn dirty ape!"

"It's a Madhouse, Madhouse"

[monkey tennis]

Withnail & I
Scrubbers !!!

Aliens
Hey Vasquez, Have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No have you ?

The Breakfast Club
Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. The bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." Naked lady says . . . oh sh********!

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his Wardrobe ?

Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
We have so much time, and so little to do! Strike that, reverse it.

Candy is dandy, but Liquor is quicker.

National Lampoon's Vacation
You may think you hate it now, but wait 'till you drive it.

I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
So, everybody does that.
Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

[monkey tennis]

Ghostbusters

"When someone asks you if you're a god? you say, "Yes!"

[monkey tennis]

"Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother"

"Will someone please get this walking carpet out of my way"

[toys2cool]

Tommy Boy-Does this tie make me look fat? No, your face does :smiley1:

[apes3978]

"The only good human, is a dead human" General Ursus, BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES

[toys2cool]

There can be only one-Highlander :grin:

[Mikey]

Now that's some high quality H2O

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[mitchedwards]

What we have here is a failure to communicate - Cool Hand Luke

[Meule]

It's alive, ALIVE - "Frankenstein"
Groovy - Bruce Campbell as Ash in "Evil Dead"

[Zemo]

"honey, do you think KFC is still open?"- Old School
"well, you gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?"- Outlaw Josey Wales

[joshvox]

Citizen Kane:
"Dear Wheeler: you provide the prose poems, I'll provide the war."

The Searchers:
"That'll be the day."

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre:
"I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"

Dr. Strangelove:
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"

Just about every damn line from Arthur, but in particular:
"You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot, I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!"
"Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature."
"Do you HATE Perry's wife?"
"This is a goner."

[nvmbrsdoom5]

"Look weez, we've got seventy dollars, and a pair of women's underpants, we're safe as kittens!" - 16 Candles

"I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen..."- Say Anything

[JPkempo]

What we have here is a failure to communicate - Cool Hand Luke

I read that and my mind puts the accent in.

The best one liners are the ones where you don't have to tell people what movie it came from.

"These arn't the droids your looking for."

[RussG]

No, I am your father

I have a very bad feeling about this

Snakes ... why did they have to be snakes

Nazis, I hate these guys

[jacsfc]

i should have stayed home and played with myself.

rodney dangerfireld: caddyshack

are you using the whole fist doc?

chevy chase: fletch

[The Toyroom]

"Dong...where's my automobile?" (Sixteen Candles)

[txteach]

Go ahead........make my day

no way Ted.......Yes way Bill!

Lets rock!- Aliens when Vasques starts shooting

I am and always will be your friend

[theantiquetiger]

i should have stayed home and played with myself.

rodney dangerfireld: caddyshack

are you using the whole fist doc?

chevy chase: fletch

"Fletch" and "Caddy Shack", some of the greatest one liners in movie history:

Fletch:

Love your body, Barry!!

Excuse You?

What kind of name is Poon?

"Kid: Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?

Fletch: Why? Did you steal the car?

Kid: I sure did.

Fletch: Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law."

"Do you own rubber gloves?
I rent, with the option to buy!"

"Look, defenseless babies!"


Caddy Shack:

"Right in the wood yard!"

What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

"Wanna make $14 the hard way?"

[The Toyroom]

Star Wars....

"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope"

"When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master."

"That's no moon. It's a space station."

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

"That malfunctioning little twirp, this is all his fault. "

"Great, kid. Don't get cocky!"

"The Force is strong with this one."

"The Force will be with you, always"

"I have a very bad feeling about this. "

[thunderbolt]

Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ***. Unfortunately, I'm all out of bubble gum...

What do you mean "THEY cut the power"? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals! ...

[Hector]

Batman

This town needs an enema!

Jack Nicholson as the Joker.

:smiley1:

[Mikey]

Multiplicity....

She touched my pee pee

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[Hector]

Terminator

Hasta la vista, baby!

I'll be back...

Arnold as the Terminator

:smiley1:

[Hector]

Scarface

#$%& ***& %$#@ ++*&## &^&$# #%%#^^^^!!!!!!!

Al Pacino as Tony Montana

:smiley1:

[Dr. Phibes]

I'm yer huckleberry-Tombstone
I'm a real light sleeper Chiles-The Thing

[grayhank]

Airplane! or Airplane II

We've got to get these people to a hospital! ... A hospital, what is it? ... It's a big brick building with patients, but that's not important right now!

Miss I speak Jive!

Don't call me Shirley!

We've got to blow the computer!....You mean blow Rock? ... ;)

I just wanna say...I don't think we're gonna live through this and I've never been with a man before.

This was the wrong day to stop sniffing glue!

Johnny what do you make of this?....I can make a hat, a brooch a pteradactyl.

Billy, Have you ever been in a Turkish Prison ... Do you like movies about Gladiators...Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Bobby Pin? What's a man doing with a bobby pin?

[Chris DVM]

Hey,

Pardon me while I whip this out.
Hey, where all the white women at?
Blazing Saddles

Convicted? No, never CONVICTED of a felony.
Dat's da fact, Jack!!
Stripes.

We're on a mission from God.
It's 175 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarrettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Blues Brothers

I'm a zit - get it?!
TOGA TOGA TOGA!!
Animal House

Who you gonna call?
He slimed me!
Ghostbusters

Chris DVM

[BlackKnight]

My 2 Favorite Arnie Lines }

" You are one Ugly Mother #$%^&*er "

Predator

"No,... *$#^ you %^&hole"

Commando

[txteach]

I'm suprised everyone forgot this one.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

[Hector]

That's because frankly my dear, we don't give a damn.

:smiley1:

[Mikey]

Chris Farley ... Black Sheep

Raving psycho! Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. I'm taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses! :smiley1:

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[Bo8a_Fett]

"Watch the skies...."
".... I think we went a bridge too far"
"dagga dagga dagga dagga"
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
"...Bond. James Bond."
"(But you don't understand, Osgood. Uh, I'm a man.) Well, nobody's perfect!"
"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"
"No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform."
"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!"
"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
"These go to 11."
"Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets."
"I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
"I'm not bad; I'm just drawn that way."
"I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them."
"I bet you can squeal like a pig."
"Is it safe?"
"Game over, man! Game over!"
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
can anyone list the films to these quotes? Apologies if any are wrong but they were all I could think up at the time...

[theantiquetiger]

didn't google:

Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets."

Clerks

"I bet you can squeal like a pig."

Deliverence

"I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them."

Full Metal Jacket

"I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
Austin Powers

"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!"

Golden Gun? (not sure on this one)

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

2001 space

[highquality]

"It's Good to be the King"

Mel Brooks: "History of the World: Part1"

[Meule]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning - Apocalypse Now

[misterdroid]

As far as catch phrases, there can be only one...

Die Hard
Yippee-ki-yay, motherf@#$%r!

[monkey tennis]

"Is it safe?"
can anyone list the films to these quotes? Apologies if any are wrong but they were all I could think up at the time...

Marathon (Snickers) man

[monkey tennis]

[QUOTE=theantiquetiger;102959]

"Love your body, Barry!!"
QUOTE]


Oh why, thank you.
:cool:

[monkey tennis]

"I wanna be just like you. I figure, all I need is a lobotomy, and some tights"

"What was that ruckus?!"
"Uh, what ruckus?"
"I was just in my office and heard a ruckus"
"Could you describe the ruckus, sir"

"YOU ARE A TOY"

"My blanket! My blue blanket! Give me my blue blanket!"

[Mikey]

Borgnine to Shelly in Poseidon Adventure (upon her death)

You had a lot of guts lady --- a lot of guts :smiley1:

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[EMCE Hammer]

Weird Science

"Well my nuts are halfway up my @!!, but other than that I'm perfect!"

[Earth 2 Chris]

You could make a whole thread on great Eastwood one-liners, but here's some faves:

From The Outlaw Josey Wales:
Kid:"Aren't we gonna bury them fellas?"
Josey: "To Hell with them fellas. (spits) Buzzards gotta eat, just the same as worms".

Unforgiven:
"It's a helluva thing killin' a man. You take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have."

"Yeah, I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walked or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you Little Bill, for what you did to Ned."

"You steer clear of folks ya see. They'll be a lot of them out to hang ya." This one is a personal favorite exit line of mine.:biggrin:

Chris

[monkey tennis]

Weird Science

"Well my nuts are halfway up my @!!, but other than that I'm perfect!"

:rotfl:
I could hear the lisped voice as I read that.
Perfect.

[gman]

There's no playing grab-*** or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-*** or fighting in the building spends a night in the box.

Sometimes nothing can be a pretty cool hand.


That's my darling Luke. He grins like a baby but bites like a gator.

[monkey tennis]

"I'm walking here! I'm walking here!"

"Frankly, you're beginning to smell and for a stud in New York, that's a handicap"

"It's your misfortune and none of my own..."

"Uh, well, sir, I ain't a f'real cowboy. But I am one helluva stud!"

[Meule]

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

[Mikey]

Speaking of Drac ......

Lou Costello

CHICK, CHICK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Bat]

Angels with Diry Faces(Jimmy Cagney) "what'd Ya hear...what'd Ya say."

POTA-"Damm You all to Hell...You blew it up!"

Maltese Falcon(Bogart)"When You're slapped...You'll take it, and like it."

Saving Pvt.Ryan(Hanks)"Earn this James...earn it."

Terminator-"Come with Me, if You want to live."

Cassablanca-"Round up the usual Suspects."

[batmanmc]

there is no tomorrow

[Mikey]

LET MY PEOPLE GO !!!!
http://www.agamemnon.com/images/ChMosesPress.jpg

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[huedell]

This is a killer thread and really shows the power of movies.

For now--these are the only ones that come to mind
---and I haven't read pages 5 or 6---

"You're all clear kid..."

"General, care to step outside?"

"Where are my detanators"

"They hate it when you do that"

"Nothin' to it but to do it"

"I'd like to raise a practical question at this point..."

and Indiana Jones' profanity on the rope bridge----his nervousness is quite endearing :)

[monkey tennis]

Uncle Ben:
"Remember, with great power. Comes great responsibility"

[Surfsup]

Great thread, it's had me in stitches!

"Larry, I think she's dead!"...."try giving her the present" and "My life is passing before my eyes. The worst part about it is that I'm driving a used car" - Manhattan Murder Mystery

"I let both the beggar and his minkey off with a warning" and "You are suspended for six months, without pay, effective immediately! Have you anything to say?"...."can you lend me 50 francs?" - Return of The Pink Panther

"Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy" and "Sorry, Champ. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel" - Anchorman

"People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch" - As Good As It Gets

"You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course" - Big Lebowski

[monkey tennis]

"Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about one hundred nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!"

[Brown Bear]

"...General....care to step outside?" (Superman II)

[The Bat]

This line is used in every Star Wars Movie:

"I've got a bad feeling about this.":smiley1:

[huedell]

YouTube - Hi, I'm a Marvel...and I'm a DC: After Hours #2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDdGnuwXUIw)

Okay---its not a movie---but its a great superhero line

"That's not a pocket."
- Batman

("Meow mix. Its personal." is also not too shabby)

[Mikey]

SON OF A ...!!!!
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/9587/Farley.jpg

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[batmanmc]

There Is No Tomorrow

[huedell]

There Is No Tomorrow

Underrated quote---overshadowed by that pop song title from
the same flick-------good call.

[Earth 2 Chris]

"Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it."

"Cameron is so tight, if you shoved a lump of coal up his a--, in two weeks, you'd have a diamond."

"We're pinched for sure!"
"Only the meek get pinched, the bold survive."

Ohhhhhhh Yeaaahhhh.

[Airdave817]

Here are mine -

Obviously - "Some days you just can't rid of a bomb!" - Adam West is Batman

"It's 106 miles to Chicago - we got a full tank of gas, half apack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it!"
The Blues Brothers

"You're best?! Losers always say they gave it their best! Winners go home and **** the cheerleader!"
Sean Connery in The Rock

[Meule]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/b/0/3b017c8290bea5df380faa3e7a5f9d82.jpg

"Run Forest, run."
"Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get."

And this one's not from a movie, but from a popular TV show:
"I love it when a plan comes together"

[Adam West]

"I'll have what she's having"

"7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office."

"Inconceivable"

"Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise"

[jds1911a1]

Go ahead........make my day

no way Ted.......Yes way Bill!

Lets rock!- Aliens when Vasques starts shooting

I am and always will be your friend

if your quoting Spock at the end of ST 2 I pretty sure it's
I have been and ever shall be ...your friend

some of my fave's
"and All this engine does is swim, and eat, and make little sharks, and that's all"

"we're playing follow his leader"

[jds1911a1]

What's that Sam?
The Stuff that Dreams are made of

remember no matter where you go there you are

Cliff - How do I look
Peavey - Like a hood ornament

and one of the most misquoted lines ever "play it again Sam" is actually:
Play it Sam, if you can play it for her you can play it for me"

[garagesale]

Matrix - "I know kung fu"
"...guns...lots of guns..."
"there is no spoon"
"Stop trying to hit me and hit me!"
"I'm trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it."

Sam Jackson - "That’s it! I’ve had it with these m@therf//g snakes on this m@therf//g plane!"
"AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every m@therf//r in the room, accept no substitutes."
"Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' m@therf//r, m@therf//r!"
"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"

JamesD