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Comic Book Geek
May 25, '07, 1:08 PM
You know the other day I was looking at my Elastic Hulk when the thought occured to me, "Elastic Hulk!!!" Just then my friend Elastic Hulk came over and the first words out of his mouth were "Elastic Hulk." I said to Elastic Hulk, "Funny you should say Elastic Hulk, Elastic Hulk. Because I was just thinking Elastic Hulk while looking at my Elastic Hulk."

Elastic Hulk is the most Elastic Hulkiest Elastic Hulk in the whole Elastic Hulk world! If not for Elastic Hulk I wouldn't own an Elastic Hulk or be able to talk about Elastic Hulk's elasticity or his hulkiness. He's elastic! He's Hulk! He's Elastic Hulk!!!

I wish Elastic Hulk wasn't so Elastic Hulk rare and so Elastic Hulk expensive, because I would own 10,000 Elastic Hulks and I would fill my Elastic Hulk room with Elastic Hulks and get Elastic Hulk naked and roll around in my room full of Elastic Hulks!



...sorry, feeling a little cantankerous

dumbldor
May 25, '07, 1:18 PM
OMG that's hilarious

Sideshow Spock
May 25, '07, 1:23 PM
Ahhhh, give Elastic Hulk a break. Go ahead - put him in the freezer for the day, then take him out and give 'em a crack with a hammer! Breaks up nice!

Seriously tho, I don't mind the elastic talk. I was a big fan of Stretch Armstrong and Monster, so I've got nuthin but good vibrations for stretchies.

Elastic Hulk
May 25, '07, 1:52 PM
Elastic and the Denys Fisher Stretch Hulk are getting lucky too. A fellow stretch collector made this for all Hulk stretch fans!!!:biggrin:


http://www.comicboards.com/hulk/view.php?rpl=070525063513

txteach
May 25, '07, 2:11 PM
Gee I wonder if this post was to get on our nerves. If it was your not gonna make too many friends around here doing that.

EMCE Hammer
May 25, '07, 3:02 PM
Love the pic in the link. I doubt that my wife would ever let me hire a hooker to be photographed with my toys.

huedell
May 25, '07, 3:30 PM
And me----
I doubt my hooker would ever make me think of hiring a wife----

Actually that pic and the accompanying quote was one of the funniest I've
seen in a while----good one

Marvelmania
May 25, '07, 3:52 PM
Corn syrup vs silcone. Which cost more?

Meule
May 25, '07, 4:41 PM
Love the pic in the link. I doubt that my wife would ever let me hire a hooker to be photographed with my toys.

I'll take those other 2 toys over the Elastic Hulks any day, don't care if they're not as rare :grin:

Elastic Hulk
May 25, '07, 4:54 PM
HAH!! That's a good one!!

draconianguard
May 25, '07, 4:54 PM
I prefer the LJN Junkyard Dog stretch wrestler over the elastic Hulk.

Elastic Hulk
May 25, '07, 5:05 PM
Blasphemy!!! The LJN Stretch Wrestlers were filled with a powder substance!! How can that compare to corn syrup???

thunderbolt
May 25, '07, 5:09 PM
I prefer the LJN Junkyard Dog stretch wrestler over the elastic Hulk.


Who doesn't. Stretch JYD RULES!!!!! :juggleyes_y:

Megotu
May 25, '07, 5:16 PM
If a Elastic Hulk ruptures in the box does it make a sound ?

Yes. It sounds EXACTLY like that annoying "Cha-CHING" noise that Johnny makes everytime Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks him in the breadbasket, except in reverse.

BlackKnight
May 25, '07, 5:55 PM
I feel as if I missed something that I care nothing about. :ugh_y:

Megotu
May 25, '07, 6:05 PM
Elastic Hulk...Wasn't that a Debbie Gibson song?

Comic Book Geek
May 25, '07, 7:16 PM
Gee I wonder if this post was to get on our nerves. If it was your not gonna make too many friends around here doing that.

Ummm. I wrote it to make us laugh. At least some of us. It's called parody. Anyway, I thought it was funny.

PS - I loves me some elastic hulk! Loves!

Elastic Hulk
May 26, '07, 6:24 AM
Ummm. I wrote it to make us laugh. At least some of us. It's called parody. Anyway, I thought it was funny.

PS - I loves me some elastic hulk! Loves!


Hey, I know this was directed at me and to tell you the truth, no offense was taken. In the end, it's just toys, nothing more nothing less. It's all just plastic...and, uhh, corn syrup.:biggrin:

So please keep generating MORE interest in the Elastic Hulk!! The boards have never been this crazy about a toy since the sale of the Elastic Batman that sold for 15,100 back in mid-2006. The museum has to lock out threads just to stop the insanity because it's getting nuts.

In truth, I love all the WGSH lines and the fact we can still talk about it with others is cool to me.

Mego is the best period!!!:yeah:

ABMAC
May 26, '07, 11:19 AM
So please keep generating MORE interest in the Elastic Hulk!!
You haven't generated any interest in the toy. You're only annoying the other members, and they're responding to that.


The boards have never been this crazy about a toy since the sale of the Elastic Batman that sold for 15,100 back in mid-2006.
There isn't a person here who would pay that much money for one of those crappy sacks of goo. Even if someone here wanted one for its own sake and not for its supposed value, you've made it clear that they're extremely difficult to find. Your posts have made the toys less desirable.


The museum has to lock out threads just to stop the insanity because it's getting nuts.
The only nut here is you. Getting your threads locked is usually the first step toward getting banned from the board.


In truth, I love all the WGSH lines and the fact we can still talk about it with others is cool to me.
Then talk about the toys, not about the ridiculously inflated prices they bring when obsessed collectors bid on them.

toys2cool
May 26, '07, 12:16 PM
I prefer the LJN Junkyard Dog stretch wrestler over the elastic Hulk.

Yeah i like the Piper and the Macho man :grin:

johnmiic
May 26, '07, 1:02 PM
In regards to this art room with all the toys out in the open:

http://twinsburg.k12.oh.us/Faculty/JTAIT/greenroom.htm

how is it none of this stuff ever gets stolen?!?!?!?!!?

Elastic Hulk
May 26, '07, 4:52 PM
I was wondering the same thing.

toys2cool
May 26, '07, 5:52 PM
In regards to this art room with all the toys out in the open:

http://twinsburg.k12.oh.us/Faculty/JTAIT/greenroom.htm

how is it none of this stuff ever gets stolen?!?!?!?!!?

Who's room is that? that's bad ***! I see an Ultimate Warrior there :grin:,if I would've been a student I would've taken that one for sure :grin:

the teacher-*** happened to my Warrior??!?
Me-:whistle:

thunderbolt
May 26, '07, 5:57 PM
In regards to this art room with all the toys out in the open:

http://twinsburg.k12.oh.us/Faculty/JTAIT/greenroom.htm

how is it none of this stuff ever gets stolen?!?!?!?!!?

All the toys are glued down with Mego brand corn syrup. :smiley1: