Three words...

[emeraldknight47]

This is another idea I'm bringing here from one of the other forums I frequent because I think we could all have a lot of fun with it. Basically, it starts with, what else, three words, then someone else comes along and tack on three more words.

Example:

I post: "Once upon a..."

And someone else, let's say Hector, posts "time, a fish"

It's quite fascinating to see where these can lead sometimes---and usually hilarity ensues.

So, awaaaaay we go with the first three words....

Ready? Here they come, boys and girls!!!!!!!!!!!

Many years ago...

[Hector]

...in a land, far, and far away...

[MicromanZone]

…people ate placentas… (http://nymag.com/news/features/placenta-2011-8/)

[theantiquetiger]

(Hector can't count)

... And drank grape...

[Hector]

Oh...THREE words...my bad...

:smiley1: :smiley1: :smiley1:

[Hector]

(Hector can't count)

... And drank grape...

...but after...they...

[alex]

rolled around intoxicated

[Bruce Banner]

and transformed into

[Nostalgiabuff]

hairy drooling apes

[alex]

with bushes growing

[emeraldknight47]

out of their

[wayne foundation 07]

fierce thick horns

[babycyclops]

they were happy

[mirrorman]

and grabbed their

[alex]

lolipops and sucked

[emeraldknight47]

the methane from

[jimsmegos]

a nearby stream.

[Dark Shadow]

Then they scratched

[Hector]

Their ugly heads...

[Nostalgiabuff]

and wondered why

[BlackKnight]

I Screwed This ...

[wayne foundation 07]

up really bad

[Anarchy]

but then a

[BlackKnight]

Large Breasted Woman ...

[wayne foundation 07]

paid me for

[Dark Shadow]

maintaining eye contact

[emeraldknight47]

and told me

[almitysufx]

"Once upon a"

[emeraldknight47]

midnight dreary while

[MIB41]

I lay here...

[Nostalgiabuff]

to weary to

[Bruce Banner]

even begin to

[fallensaviour]

explain what I

[BlackKnight]

want to do

[madmarva]

with these bushes

[alex]

he sprinkled them

[MIB41]

with a colorful...

[BlackKnight]

Urine that Hurt

[MIB41]

after drinking too

[Anarchy]

much pepsi and

[wayne foundation 07]

pop rocks candy

[Megospidey]

from a broken

[emeraldknight47]

goldfish bowl with

[Dark Shadow]

Pygmy piranha fish

[mirrorman]

doing the ChaCha

[wayne foundation 07]

as a werewolf

[Anarchy]

named mr farley

[emeraldknight47]

who had flatulence.

[Anarchy]

but then suddenly!

[starsky]

what the heck!

[Hector]

I pooped again!

[Bruce Banner]

Quickly grabbing a

[mirrorman]

furry slug I

[Dark Shadow]

BBQ'd its little

[Anarchy]

head then stabbed

[Fire Marshal Bill]

him in the

[emeraldknight47]

anterior dorsal antenna

[mirrorman]

making it my

[Bruce Banner]

stylish fake mustache.

[johnnystorm]

Sadly, there were

[Nostalgiabuff]

no people to

[emeraldknight47]

deride my somewhat

[kresge1]

my vagina hurts

[johnnystorm]

so sorry, sir!

[Dark Shadow]

As darkness fell

[johnnystorm]

The Creature stalked...

[emeraldknight47]

through the wet

[jimsmegos]

moldy bong water

[Brazoo]

and Saltine crackers

[starsky]

what the heck!

[johnnystorm]

it screamed loudly!

[Bruce Banner]

Suddenly, green lasers

[emeraldknight47]

lanced from it's

[mirrorman]

jelly like pair

[johnnystorm]

of dorsal fins!

[Dark Shadow]

Screeching like a

[wayne foundation 07]

smurf in pain

[jimsmegos]

yet slightly amused.

[johnnystorm]

Slowly it turned...

[Bruce Banner]

and transformed into

[raider5gt]

A jellied blob

[JediJaida]

of orange goo.

[jimsmegos]

But before it

[johnnystorm]

could destroy Cleveland,

[emeraldknight47]

three words were

[SeattleEd]

muttered from it's

[Hector]

...demonic drooling mouth...

[emeraldknight47]

"Could someone please...

[Dark Shadow]

...pass the catsup?"

[johnnystorm]

What a Maroon!

[Jordiway]

Detroit is Doomed

[emeraldknight47]

On a hot

[MegoMark71]

summers night we

[Sandman9580]

massaged Abe Vigoda

[Bruce Banner]

and implanted bionic

[johnnystorm]

eyebrows. Now Abe

[jimsmegos]

favors your mom.

[Hector]

Fish, Barney Miller?

[johnnystorm]

"In my office!"

[Dark Shadow]

Meanwhile, across town...

[galaxyexplorer42]

Megomuseum members stripped

[emeraldknight47]

the hubcaps from

[drzaius1]

76' Gremlin X

[johnnystorm]

then played Frisbee.

[emeraldknight47]

Once they were

[jimsmegos]

stripped down at

[johnnystorm]

Police Headquarters, they

[Dark Shadow]

were deloused and

[Hector]

...forced to eat...

[drzaius1]

expired Soylent Green

[Bruce Banner]

which resulted in

[jimsmegos]

butterscotch pudding pops.

[johnnystorm]

NO "Mr. Pudding-Face!"

[jimsmegos]

, said the hippo.

[MIB41]

May the Force...

[Hector]

...be with you...



***(no brainer, lol)***


:smiley1:

[johnnystorm]

Hokey Religions are...

[MIB41]

varied and many....

[Bruce Banner]

but Elder Gods

[Dark Shadow]

love bingo and

[johnnystorm]

cream cheese danish.

[emeraldknight47]

Meanwhile, at the...

[Dark Shadow]

Hollywood Bowl, people

[johnnystorm]

this thread returned!

[emeraldknight47]

And, in Poughkeepsie,

[MIB41]

we have videos...

[Fire Marshal Bill]

of several strange

[Bruce Banner]

creatures indulging in

[doctor09210]

I fell over

[doctor09210]

A.A.C.
Acronyms Aint Cool

[johnnystorm]

creatures indulging in

pantomime horse skits.

[emeraldknight47]

As 2012 proceeds

[megojim]

The gnat will

[emeraldknight47]

rise from it's

[johnnystorm]

grave, and then

[emeraldknight47]

all manner of

[Bill]

tomfoolery between philanthropists

[emeraldknight47]

would bring forth

[80stoyman]

a mouth watering

[magyar1964]

minty Mego collection!

[spidey68]

Which now sits..

[jimsmegos]

surprisingly next to...

[ScottA]

one of the...

[spidey68]

grumpy old men...

[Bkane]

Who guards the...

[jimsmegos]

Jose Quervo Gold.

[Bkane]

Gadzooks! Cried the...

[Timothy2251]

British butler stereotype,

[emeraldknight47]

,whilst burning his

[magyar1964]

white lace petticoat

[emeraldknight47]

and peeping at

[Bill]

the be-speckled vicar

[KosmiCKennY]

in the backyard

[spidey68]

sun tanning his...

[KosmiCKennY]

back so hairy..

[johnnystorm]

"I really must..."

[TEXASFETT]

...shave this crap...

[Bruce Banner]

using a sonic

[Bkane]

Razor, it might...

[Bill]

invite the neighbors."

[KosmiCKennY]

to sell tickets...

[johnnystorm]

for the carnival,

[emeraldknight47]

or free might

[emeraldknight47]

show up for

[wayne foundation 07]

a balloon ride.

[johnnystorm]

"Jane, you ignorant"

[emeraldknight47]

"elephant wrangler! Why

[jimsmegos]

can't you stop

[emeraldknight47]

feeding elephants those

[Bruce Banner]

gamma irradiated peanuts

[emeraldknight47]

Now if they

[wayne foundation 07]

would only leave

[The Shadow Knows]

smaller pellets when

[johnnystorm]

they go #2,

[emeraldknight47]

and fill buckets

[johnnystorm]

with sparkly #1!

[jimsmegos]

Imagine The possibilities!

[wayne foundation 07]

But who would

[KosmiCKennY]

want to buy

[johnnystorm]

an incontinent pachyderm?

[megomania]

When all he

[jimsmegos]

can afford is

[wayne foundation 07]

a bag of

[EmergencyIan]

generic puffed rice

[johnnystorm]

mixed with kool-aid.

[bizzaro megomauler]

The Magic Happens.

[thunderbolt]

when it happens

[johnnystorm]

how it happens

[emeraldknight47]

happenstance is a

[bizzaro megomauler]

miracle in itself.

[johnnystorm]

Good Gravy, Davy!

[emeraldknight47]

Jones Locker was

[thunderbolt]

in the sea

[wayne foundation 07]

under the sea

[emeraldknight47]

and filled with

[johnnystorm]

silver and gold!

[AJ Collector]

polish them well

[thunderbolt]

I fitted them

[wayne foundation 07]

into my bellybutton

[emeraldknight47]

where the lint

[wayne foundation 07]

was wet with

[johnnystorm]

hermit crab spit.

[emeraldknight47]

Eating the lint

[wayne foundation 07]

all day long

[emeraldknight47]

will cause a