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Mikey
Dec 5, '07, 9:10 AM
Was watching some Lost in Space last night and the first thing to come to mind was-- man, I wouldn't want Robinson p'ed off at me :)

So, I picked the most popular Sci Fi character to do battle with him.
Captain Kirk (in his prime from the series)

NO WEAPONS.

Who would win ?

While I love Kirk --- I think Robinson would kick Kirks behind in a fight.

Whatcha think ?

Earth 2 Chris
Dec 5, '07, 9:16 AM
I'm no Lost in Space fan, but I have always liked Guy Williams. He was fantastic as Zorro, and I always felt he was too good a heroic actor to be stuck with the silly plots of LIS. That being said...

Kirk wins with the flying death kick!

Chris

fallensaviour
Dec 5, '07, 9:40 AM
:smiley1:
You are kidding me right?Robinson over Kirk?
NEVER,after Kirk was finished with Mrs.Robinson(cue music...please mrs robinson...)
Anyway,if Kirk broke out his Kirk-Fu and used his two-handed chop the only thing left of Mr.Robinson would be a crumpled heap of space dust!!!
Just an opinion but he did beat the cr@p outta Khan a superior man. :wink:
Would make for an awesome fight though.

mitchedwards
Dec 5, '07, 9:50 AM
Nothing would stand between Kirk and the ladies of Lost in Space.

Winner Kirk

thunderbolt
Dec 5, '07, 10:01 AM
Kirk, no contest. Who would be James T's next opponent?? Lord Vader?

Mikey
Dec 5, '07, 10:03 AM
Man, you guys must have never seen Lost in Space.

Robinson is about twice as big as Kirk, and when he gets mad-- look out :)

palitoy
Dec 5, '07, 10:47 AM
I once heard a guy refer to Guy Williams as "TV's scariest dad", especially in the early episodes he was kind of rough with the kids.

fallensaviour
Dec 5, '07, 11:38 AM
Man, you guys must have never seen Lost in Space.

Robinson is about twice as big as Kirk, and when he gets mad-- look out :)

Oh I've seen it.I love that show to but I'm just saying,I mean sure he is twice the size of Kirk but this is Kirk!!!
We are talking about the man who beat up Khan!!!
I'm sure Khan would kick the livin bejezus out of Robinson.
So therefore Khan beats Robinson,Kirk beats Khan,Kirk is the winner. :wink_y:
HA,ha,ha Kirk wins again.

jds1911a1
Dec 5, '07, 2:15 PM
I love Bill as Jim Kirk but in a fist fight for all his kirk-fu (thanks fallensaviour I will be saying this for weeks) I go with Mr Robinson.
Guy Williams was a real athlete and if I recall like 6"3. He did most of his own stunts on Zorro and would pound Kirk into the ground. If Jim won it would be like when Kato lost to Robin - only becasue it was written that way. nevermind that Guy kept himself in trim all through his life.

toys2cool
Dec 5, '07, 3:56 PM
I say Kirk all the way,come on...he's fought klingons and gorns :grin:

get'em Jim :kick:

The Bat
Dec 5, '07, 4:26 PM
No contest! Kirk might get a ripped Shirt out of the deal:smiley1:...but Kirk would a land flying drop kick to Robinson's Chest, and a Karate Chop to the Back...and Robinson would be in La La Land!!:grin::smiley1:

Bo8a_Fett
Dec 5, '07, 6:11 PM
Once Kirk begins postulating there is Nooo way back for Robinson...plus Kirk could always make a bow, cannon, trap etc.. BUT Kirk v Vader....the man has no chance...Force throttled mid arm gesturlating....Game over man ...game over

Mikey
Dec 5, '07, 7:34 PM
Robinson is like 6'5 and weighs probably 220 pounds or so.
Kirk is probably like 5'8 and weighs-- the most, like 160

Kirk drop-kicking Robinson is like Kirk drop-kicking a tree.

Bo8a_Fett
Dec 5, '07, 8:37 PM
Yes ...but the postulating...the ...postulating....WILL....get ...you in...the ..end.

Bo8a_Fett
Dec 5, '07, 9:00 PM
"The BEST...defense...is a...strong...offense...adn I plan..to start...offending...right now."
Kirk The Empath
"You didn't...really thinkI..was going to beathis..head in, did you?" Kirk
" I thought you might." Spock
" You're..right." Kirk
Errand of Mercy

thunderbolt
Dec 6, '07, 6:54 AM
Darth Vader might be tough, but he'd take out that loser Boba Fett without even batting an eyelash.

The Bat
Dec 6, '07, 4:29 PM
Robinson is like 6'5 and weighs probably 220 pounds or so.
Kirk is probably like 5'8 and weighs-- the most, like 160

Kirk drop-kicking Robinson is like Kirk drop-kicking a tree.


But He's JAME T. KIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wink:

kingdom warrior
Dec 6, '07, 4:33 PM
He'd beat the poop out of John then beat the living Tar out of Major west...Then Make love to Judy.......:grin:

Mikey
Dec 6, '07, 4:53 PM
I love Kirk and would HATE to disagree with the above......

But Robinson could and WOULD literally put Kirk over his knee and spank him into submission :smiley1:

kingdom warrior
Dec 6, '07, 5:09 PM
I love Kirk and would HATE to disagree with the above......

But Robinson could and WOULD literally put Kirk over his knee and spank him into submission :smiley1:....lol! but you know he'd go after Judy...come on admit it..lol!:silly::grin::smiley1:

Mikey
Dec 6, '07, 5:14 PM
Oh, of course ...........

Judy's behind would belong to Kirk in about 2 seconds :)

But, when JOHN found out, LOOK OUT .....
Kirk's *** would be grass :grin:

kingdom warrior
Dec 6, '07, 5:17 PM
Oh, of course ...........

Judy's behind would belong to Kirk in about 2 seconds :)

But, when JOHN found out, LOOK OUT .....
Kirk's *** would be grass :grin:
Thanks!!! I now have my drink all over my screen!:rotfl:

Bo8a_Fett
Dec 6, '07, 5:38 PM
Darth Vader might be tough, but he'd take out that loser Boba Fett without even batting an eyelash.

He certainly would.....no doubt about it

Marvelmania
Dec 6, '07, 6:10 PM
Gotta go with John Robinson on this on. Sure Kirk would give him a fight but he's too much for even Kirk.

The Sentry
Dec 6, '07, 10:37 PM
Okay, if McCoy and Spock are around.........Kirk would win, hands down, even if they aren't doing anything, if there just there, Kirk hands down. Something about those three.........nothing can beat them if they are all together, here's some food for thought, in "Generations" when Kirk is fighting Soran, right before he dies, he looks around and sees he's totally alone, I knew then and there he was done, he would save the day but nevertheless he was done.

He even said so in ST5 as long as he isn't alone (meaning as long as Bones and Spock are around) he will never die. No kidding, check the facts, it's all right there. How many times was Kirk's goose cooked, and how many times did Bones and Spock bail him out? Kirk in his prime would have the standard landing team so IMO Kirk would have the battle AND the Robinson ladies.

DON'T MESS WITH JIMMY T AND HIS PEEPS! *LOL*

The Bat
Dec 8, '07, 8:04 AM
Ok....which is the BETTER Si-Fi Tv Series...STAR TREK, or LOST in SPACE?

Opps....sorry, that's too easy of a question!:sarky::smiley1:

HardyGirl
Dec 8, '07, 7:52 PM
Well the biggest they are, the harder they fall. :yes:

I think Kirk's the better fighter, and he has the ripped shirts to prove it! When did John Robinson ever rip a uniform or a spacesuit? Never! :no:

Bo8a_Fett
Dec 8, '07, 8:55 PM
Why did no one ever bring out a replica shirt with a printed rip and Shatner 6 pack on it.That'd sell bucketloads...proberbly.

twilitezoner
Dec 8, '07, 9:19 PM
There is no way that Zorro would beat James T Kirk. :smile:

Bo8a_Fett
Dec 8, '07, 9:31 PM
But at least Kirk would have an interesting z shaped rip in his shirt this time