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Bo8a_Fett
Nov 29, '07, 1:02 PM
K I have given in and as a consequence re-arranged my dvd collection:

Star Wars...not sci-fi in any way 'cos it has supernatural overtones
The Day the Earth Stood Still... not sci-fi as its alien contact is just there to support the story
Terminator...not sci-fi as its a paradox that doesn't exist
Forbidden Planet...not sci-fi as its just a rehash of The Tempest
Brazil...not sci-fi as its seeting just provides interest
Predator ...not sci-fi as its a hunting film
The Thing...not sci-fi as its a rehash stalker/slasher movie
Dune...not sci-fi see Brazil
War of the Worlds...not sci-fi a war movie
The Andromeda Strain...not sci-fi a medical drama
Akira...not sci-fi but a biker movie with irrelevant mutation
Tron...not sci-fi but a video game
Alien Nation...not sci-fi but a film about immigrants
Starship Troopers....not sci-fi a war movie
Soylent green... not sci-fi but canabolism
Mad Max...not sci-fi a revenge movie
Silent Running....groundforce in space
Fantastic Voyage...medical drama
Robocop...police academy 9
Farenheit 451...nazi germany history
The Omega man......vampire/zombie flick
Starman....lost guy makes it home movie
Independance day....just ****e

K bored now and i've still got about 300 more ex sci-fi movies to re-assign

monkey tennis
Nov 29, '07, 1:40 PM
My favorite Non-Science Fiction Movies are:

The Day The Earth Carried on as Usual
War of the Words
Alan
Alans
The Thingy
The Germinator
Soya Green
Farm Wars: A New Hog
Invasion of the Body Scratchers
THX-00000000
Young Frankenstein :grin:

Bo8a_Fett
Nov 29, '07, 4:11 PM
Finally some comman sense in this thread......
Monkey tennis have you got a copy of Day of the Trifles I could borrow

monkey tennis
Nov 29, '07, 4:16 PM
With Hundreds & Thousands ???
:licklips:

Bo8a_Fett
Dec 1, '07, 2:48 AM
Hundreds and thousands years bc...with rachel whelk?

What if some of the tv/films we love so much were mispelt...see how many you can come up with
Rules... You can only change or take away 1 letter only
Here's some to get started:
Attack of the Crones...old women vs droids
Independance Lay....someone gets lucky on national holiday
Eight Kegged Freaks....drunken spiders on rampage
Andromeda Train.....medical shenanigans on the express
Scarman....gangster trapped on alien planet
Tim Bandits....gang of dwarves called tim cause havoc
Fawn of the dead...undead baby horses on rampage
On the Bench....man survives nuclear war by sitting in park
Things to comb....the future of hairdressing
One million ears B.C....prehistoric tribe collects body parts
Invisable Nan....Grandmother disappears
War of the Words...Dickens v Shakespear
Incredible Shrinking Nan....Grandma's at it again

have fun

monkey tennis
Dec 1, '07, 7:23 AM
STAIR TREK : The Search For Dr. Seuss

There's a stair
Where ?
Over there near that Bear
He doesn't think it's fair
to climb from here
to over there

Oh blessed joy
Oh what a gift
Look over there
let's use that
Stair Lift

I Don't give a Damn
said Sam I Am
I can't let you folk on
without a Token

Then the Bear
who was still over there
said I have a plan
Let's eat Green Eggs and Ham

Then they cracked open
a Green egg that wasen't quite broken
and inside they found
1 Free Stair Lift Token.

Well you did say have fun

Mikey
Dec 1, '07, 7:24 AM
Rules... You can only change or take away 1 letter only

Walt Disney's, The Black Hoe :)

m

Bo8a_Fett
Dec 1, '07, 7:43 AM
The Germinator...Sent back in time to grow flowers
Jurrasic Bark...documentry about fossilised wood
Minority Retort....sarcastic immigrants hit back
Logan's Bun....30 year old baker in sci-fi thriller
Soylant Greek......ethnic food of the future....its humus!
Silent Nunning.....secret agent religous women protect trees
Quatermass and the Git...prof B. Quatermass argues alot
The X-Tiles....alien tessalation in corn fields
Farenhiet 452...the sequel
The Omega Nan...she's back and she's the last of her kind
The Truman Shop.....merchandise from the film

monkey tennis
Dec 1, '07, 9:42 AM
Comb Raider...Big chested computer character in search of Mystical Comb.

Plant of the Apes...Robert Plant goes back in time and...joins the Monkees.

Ween Wolf...Band Ween grow face Fungus.

Iz(z)ard of Oz...Dorothy, Tin Man, Lion and Scarecrow ask Eddie Izzard for a new dress...and they all have a nice cup of tea.

Mold Finger...Everything He Touches Turns To Mold

Sight of the Living Dead...Specsavers commercial

Slade Runner...Evil 1970's Glam Rock band chase after good robots screaming "IT'S CHRISTMAS"

Bo8a_Fett
Dec 2, '07, 4:53 PM
Class of the Titans....Shenanigans at school with Zues, Athena etc
The Man With the Golden Gnu.....Bond has to save an endangered species
Bellboy.....red skinned superhero with huge ringer instead of a hand
Star Wart...documentry about screen idols and their skin defects
Dawn of the deaf...turn up the volume on this one
Laughterhouse five....comedian gets transported to alien open mike night

The Hand that Time forgot.....prehistoric digits left in museum cupboard for years
He Nan-masters of the universe...Cross dressing OAP in galactic adventure
Jurrasic Pork....story of lesser known pig dinosaur theme park
The Umpire Strikes Back...Cricket ref goes out for revenge

DocDrako
Dec 7, '07, 4:55 AM
Buttlestar Galactica - 70's adult film
First Brood - A veteran settles down and starts a family
The Parent Trip - Before they had twin Hayley Mills', Mitch and Maggie took hallucinogens
The Dummy - An ancient Lamont Sanford returns from the grave

That's all I can think of at the moment. Fun thread though.

:grin:

Bo8a_Fett
Dec 12, '07, 3:03 PM
Pirated away......miyazaki does captain jack sparrow
The Think........philosophy horror
The Gimpsons.......sexual devient offspring cartoon
28 gays later.......when one mans had enough ..he cant sit down
28 peeks later.....voyeur caught after terrorising town

palitoy
Dec 12, '07, 3:15 PM
Class of the Titans....Shenanigans at school with Zues, Athena etc

This is a real series.

(2006) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758577/)

Bo8a_Fett
Dec 13, '07, 1:34 AM
Noooooooooooooooooooooo.....thats unpossible.

really?

unataper
Dec 14, '07, 11:44 PM
Rules... You can only change or take away 1 letter only

Walt Disney's, The Black Hoe :)

m

Hilarious!

Bo8a_Fett
Dec 15, '07, 3:45 AM
Rocky....film about down and out boxer making good
Jocky....film about down and out horse rider making good
Hocky....film about down and out hocky player making good
Cocky....film about down and out porn star making good