Man Beach

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In order to gain entrance you must challenge their leader to nude Greco-Roman wrestling.

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[Wee67]

It was about time for the "move-with-you fabric" headed to the water. I was so tired constantly fighting against my swimwear.

[Earth 2 Chris]

Three guys and a big text blurb that says "The Size Story".

RUN
A
WAY!!!

[HardyGirl]

As a woman, I personally miss the days when guys wore SHORTS to the beach, and not these big ole baggy things. Men aren't the only ones who like to see LEGS!

[JediJaida]

PREACH IT SISTER!

I do NOT like the baggy board shorts that guys wear! They are sloppy looking, shapeless and just plain dumb.

Speedos on the other hand show WAY too much.

Shorts are a nice compromise between the two.

As for this little ad, lose the shirt, and just wear the shorts (after liberal application of antiperspirant/deodorant of course.)

[boynightwing]

I don't like that they go up past the belly button. As a kid my mother would always pull my pants up high like that and I HATED IT. It became this tug of war with my pants, she would yank them up, I would move them to my hips, she would yank them back up again. Eventually, I would just wait until I left the house for school and put them back where I wanted them.

[Meule]

No competition for Brick

[Wee67]

As a woman, I personally miss the days when guys wore SHORTS to the beach, and not these big ole baggy things. Men aren't the only ones who like to see LEGS!

WHAT?!?!?

I am stunned by this revelation!

[Joe90]

100% Polyester?!?

Ewwww....

None of you were old enough to really feel the discomfort of excess adult perspiration with polyester. I remember a time when the best you could get in a dress shirt was 65% Poly/Cotton. Even that didn't breathe... Wearing 100% polyester was basically like wearing a stylish plastic bag.

Polyester shorts... No wonder North American population growth flatlined in the 1970's...