Brick Mantooth Facts!

[Brown Bear]

Brick Mantooth never goes to the dentist because his smiling teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth!

Let's hear your Brick Mantooth Fact. (and try to avoid replacing Brick's name over Chuck Norris if you can help it).

:cool_y:

[LadyZod]

Brick Mantooth never follows fashion trends. Brick Mantooth IS a fashion trend.

[HardyGirl]

Brick is so smooth that his clothes never wrinkle, (to say nothing of the satin sheets on his bed!) :pinklove:

[Mego Milk]

Brick Mantooth is so hot...you need an oven mitt to shake his hand.

can you dig it?

[JediJaida]

Brick Mantooth is so cool, he makes Fonzie look like Steve Urkel.

How was that?

[Mego Milk]

awesome.
That's WAY cool!

Brick taught Fonze the snapping fingers trick.

[LadyZod]

The only illness to ever befall Brick was Saturday Night Fever.

[BlackKnight]

Fact :

Brick ManTooth Stole His Hair Style from Palitoy !

[BlackKnight]

Fact :

Steve Moore Went to His Closet for referance Material in Designing Brick's 2 Costumes.

[mitchedwards]

Brick Mantooth has only tasted fear once. That was the day he killed and ate fear.

[SUP-Ronin]

Fact:
Brick Mantooth hangs out with Bratt Pitt, George Clooney and Matthew Mcconaughey because surrounding himself with less attractive people makes him look even better.

[marbkwds]

Austin powers just lost his MoJo again ........... and Brick Mantooth found it ........ Roy

[Toy Talk]

Brick Mantooth is the man all women dream their husbands/boyfriends were.

[AAAAA]

Chuck Norris is afraid of Brick Mantooth

[JediJaida]

Brick Mantooth didn't FIND anyone's mojo. He was BORN with mojo.

In fact, his mojo makes Austin Powers' look like something he got from the back of a comic book.

[B-Lister]

Brick Mantooth once had a Brachiosaurus cloned, just so he could kill it and use its foot to make an umbrella stand. For some reason, Brick Mantooth has a LOT of umbrellas.

[timb]

Brick Mantooth kicked Chuck Norris in the groin...twice.

[Type3Toys]

Brick Mantooth is Megospidey Customs.

[Type3Toys]

Brick Mantooth has a son. His name is Rock Boytooth.

[BlackKnight]

Fact :


Brick Mantooth Has More Back Hair than John Farley .

[Type3Toys]

Fact :


Brick Mantooth Has More Back Hair than John Farley .

Prove it!:smiley1:

[JediJaida]

Brick Mantooth is such a success with women, he makes Casanova look like Charlie Brown.

[Meule]

Prove it!:smiley1:

Looking at the chest hair I'd say they're pretty close :smiley1:
http://www.foreignmego.com/plaid/brick.jpg
http://megomuseum.com/custom/cotmfolks/johnfarley.jpg

[JediJaida]

That's not that hairy. I've seen waaaay hairier guys at the beach in the summer.

No word of a lie, I once saw this guy on a downtown bus, in the middle of summer, wearing a wife-beater.

Nothing unusual in that, except he had more hair on his body than he did on his head!

We're talking grizzly-bear hairy here, people. This guy was so hairy, he could have passed for a very short Wookie!

Chest, back, arms; everywhere except for the receding hairline and bald spot in the back of his head.

[BlackKnight]

Looking at the chest hair I'd say they're pretty close :smiley1:
http://www.foreignmego.com/plaid/brick.jpg
http://megomuseum.com/custom/cotmfolks/johnfarley.jpg


:rotfl: LMFAO !!!!!

Man ..., I'd say I was Damn Close. :smiley1:

[alex]

brick mantooth doesnt listen to music, the music listens to him

[jimsmegos]

When Brick walks through the produce section at any grocery store, all the grapes automatically ferment so perhaps they will be considered for the sweet, sweet wine he'll share with his ladies. That's right... ladies with an "i-e-s", plural... cuz that's how the Brick rolls.

[Type3Toys]

:rotfl: LMFAO !!!!!

Man ..., I'd say I was Damn Close. :smiley1:


Farley Mantooth?
Damn!!! The MegoMuseum is almost making a John Farley action figure!:terror:
Any chance of these coming with a Tank Top?:smiley1:

[B-Lister]

Brick Mantooth's sweat is bottled and sold as the most potent cologne this side of Sex Panther. It retails for six and a half million dollars an ounce, due to the fact that it can attract every woman you've ever been attracted to, all at the same time.

Guaranteed, or your money back.

They've never had to give any money back.

[Timothy2251]

Brick Mantooth makes his own music. Without instruments. Say, for example, you perchance to spy Brick walking, nay, strutting, down the street. You will hear the Bee Gee's "Stayin' Alive". Yet you will see no orchestra, no musicians, no speakers. The music just... happens.

Modern science cannot explain all that is Mantooth. Nor should it dare. This will mildly displease Brick, and science may not be invited to Brick's weekly Weekend Hot Tub and Swinging Singles Party. Science should think twice. Just sayin'.

[JediJaida]

Brick Mantooth has had so many women, he makes both Tiger Woods and Jesse James look like Boz from the TV series Riptide.

[bizzaro megomauler]

Brick Mantooth was once described as the man women want to be with, and that men want to be!

:drool_y:Super unknown Brick Mantooth Factoids:drool_y:

Young Brick was originally cast as the role of "Roper" in the Bruce Lee epic "Enter the Dragon". It was whilst on set he was befriended by Bruce, who subsiquently trained him in Jeet Kune Do. Brick was unfortunatley too good, and was requested to accompany the President of the United States when he was off of US soil in the Vietnam War era. A devout patriot, Brick agreed. Brick then suggested to Lee, that John Saxton take the role because he was the best actor to learn the moves on such short notice. Bruce Lee and Jim Kelly wanted to work with Brick so badly that a script was written and agreed upon by all three actors, then Penned for the screen by Francis Ford Coppola. It was entitled "Bricks, Sticks, and Thunder" Which would have seen all three as crime fighting vigilantes in a rough neighborhood littered with corrupt cops, politicians and an evil drug lord (to be played by another of Brick's childhood friends David Soul best known for TV's Starsky and Hutch). Though the movie had been completely cast, and budget approved, Bruce Lee passed away before the film could be shot. Brick and Kelly both thought even the Idea of recasting Lee's role as Sticks would have been disrespectful, They pulled out of the project. The Studios and Coppola agreed, seeing as they would never be able to find someone who would gel with the perfect natural chemistry the three had developed through a true friendship!

[marbkwds]

Brick Mantooth has a son. His name is Rock Boytooth.

and his son has a son and his name is pebble babytooth .

[JediJaida]

Brick also has a dad named Stony Longtooth.

[bizzaro megomauler]

brick had an abusive evil cousin named Buster Mantooth, he abused women and looked much like Brick, but had an eye patch black hair and a terrible scar. He is currently in prison for punching Brick's on again off again girlfriend Honey Sweetpotts. The scoundrel Hope he never escapes.....

[JediJaida]

Brick's mom is named Sweetie Mantooth, who is a prolific baker, even though she is a senior citizen, and living in retirement with her husband Stony.

Their three sons are Brick, Chip and Stony Jr.

[B-Lister]

Any outfit worn by Brick Mantooth is considered "In Style" when worn BY Brick Mantooth. Brick has routinely turned the world of fashion on its ear by strutting down the street in nothing but a T-Shirt, which is stapled at the crotch. The Red Hot Chili Peppers credit Mantooth for inventing the 'Nothing but a strategically placed sock' style.

But Mantooth's enduring legacy is the fashion of the 70s, all of which he still wears. Nobody has ever called him on it. Nor will they. Brick knows people. And they WILL find you.

Brick Mantooth has not aged a day since he posed for the PlaidStallions site. He looks just the same today as he did in the 70s. Only he has more girlfriends now.

[Timothy2251]

Notice Brick's hair in the pic a few posts above? That hair has never changed. In fact, he was born with that hairstyle, and has rocked it ever since. It never gets disheveled, he's never had bedhead, he laughs at the Four Winds and their feeble attempts to knock a hair out of place, it doesn't even grow or get dirty (though he shampoos it regularly... actually he has it shampooed FOR him by his special Follicle Massaging Team - Candy, Sandy, and Mandy - every morning promptly at 8:15 AM for precisely 35 minutes. The next two hours is then spent on lovin', of course).

[JediJaida]

Brick has an obnoxious teenaged cousin named Rocky Mantooth who thinks he is the Gen Y version of Brick.

Little does he know that Brick is cool, no matter what generation he is, leaving Rocky out in the cold.

[ddgaff1132]

In the late 60's. Young Brick joined "The World Cavalcade of Fashion." The show toured most of the orient. To this day most caucasion believe asian look alike. They look like Brick.

At a Cocktail social. Brick was overheard to say that ascots were mundane and procosious. Later that year Hanna Barbara ceased production of Scooby Doo.
Brick's brief military service forced the policy change of "Dont ask dont tell." to You guys just leave Brick alone.
Scientist outlawed cloning primarily so average males could have a chance at pro-creation and to prevent the "Planet of the Brick's" scenario.

Psycologist's altered the Fraunian concept of ID, EGO and SUPEREGO to
ID, BRICK and MANTOOTH.

Brick founded the world first testoserone bank in upstate New York. On it opening day. He personally donate 5 gallons.