Dog the bounty hunter questions??

[txteach]

I am watching this show right now and there are a few things I just don't get.

1. Did his wife get those Gynormous implants on purpose? They are sooo oversized its laughable. The poor woman's hair looks horrible. Maybe she needs to see an episode and see what she looks like.

2. Why do they get "strapped up" with all their gear to "hunt" a 50 year old woman? Do they think she has an oozie??

3. What kind of guns do these guys carry? It looks like they are ready to play paintball.

4. Does Dog own a shirt? I know he has a lot of black leather vests.

5. How the heck many kids does Dog have? I see a bunch of older kids who work with him then a brood that live at home. Oh, and don't they know mullets on little kids is just wrong?

6. Does Dog get his stuff from the same place Jose Canseco does?

[Sideshow Spock]

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[Riffster]

I've often wondered that myself

[toys2cool]

dam John, my mom and I were laughing about those same things last night over the phone :smiley1:

That chick has the nastiest pointiest **** I've ever seen

They get dressed in freakin' Gi joe gear and carry Paintball guns or pepper spray ,I'd love for one those yahoos to show up in my door step,they'd get knocked the F out. These people think they're cops and invade people's privacy

and for what? in the end after talking all this crap, they always pray and shake the persons hand and give them a smoke :smiley1:

and the funny thing is,that Dawg always sends people in,and the coward always stays back,that guy would send his kids before he goes in


but all in all I still watch it and find it entertaining :grin:

[txteach]

Ya they call the guy dirtbag then after they catch him they give them the Jesus talk and a smoke. They are buddy buddy after they catch them.

[toys2cool]

Ya they call the guy dirtbag then after they catch him they give them the Jesus talk and a smoke. They are buddy buddy after they catch them.

yeah I think they get scared that when that guy comes back out he'll come looking for them :smiley1: I know I would :grin::grin:

[Hector]

Dog can't carry a gun because he's a convicted felon from way back...he can never own a gun.

[SUP-Ronin]

I can't imagine being caught by those dudes. They are a freak show. His image is simply a disaster, and South Park summed the wife up perfectly as Histronic Spock points out. I think the "gun" you mention are actually tasers or pepper spray but I haven't watched him since he got into trouble for using racist language.

One of his tribe fought in the ufc and got his little butt kicked in no time.

[toys2cool]

I can't imagine being caught by those dudes. They are a freak show. His image is simply a disaster, and South Park summed the wife up perfectly as Histronic Spock points out. I think the "gun" you mention are actually tasers or pepper spray but I haven't watched him since he got into trouble for using racist language.

One of his tribe fought in the ufc and got his little butt kicked in no time.

They use paintball guns now, the other day they shot a guy like 10 times, and you know that crap hurts. I play all the time and I can tell you from experience that it hurts and you even bleed

[fallensaviour]

I am watching this show right now and there are a few things I just don't get.

1. Did his wife get those Gynormous implants on purpose? They are sooo oversized its laughable. The poor woman's hair looks horrible. Maybe she needs to see an episode and see what she looks like.

2. Why do they get "strapped up" with all their gear to "hunt" a 50 year old woman? Do they think she has an oozie??

3. What kind of guns do these guys carry? It looks like they are ready to play paintball.

4. Does Dog own a shirt? I know he has a lot of black leather vests.

5. How the heck many kids does Dog have? I see a bunch of older kids who work with him then a brood that live at home. Oh, and don't they know mullets on little kids is just wrong?

6. Does Dog get his stuff from the same place Jose Canseco does?


I'll try to help you I watched a few.It's not bad overall.


1.) Not sure if they are even real?

2.)You never know who has what or who is hanging with them,so better safe than sorry or dead.

3.)Paint ball guns that shoot pepper balls.Dog is prohibited from ever owning or carrying a gun due to his history.(felony conviction)

4.)Yes he has lots and lots of hawaiian shirts and dog shirts.

5.) he has a total of 14 children however I think two of them are now deceased.So that would be 12.

6.)I take it you are referring to his glasses?
They are Oakley's with blue tooth or mp3 player in them.

Someone else mentioned he usually sends in the kids first,his kids are grown men now and he is 56 so I mean really how much punishment can an old dude handle day in day out.He is only 5'9 after all and been doing this for over 27 years.He is grooming them to take over.Lealand already has bail bond companies of his own.Dogs specialty is finding them.As for swearing and yelling chalk it up to adrenaline and intimidation they are dealing with alot of scumbags you really want to pray with them first?
I don't think so.
Now I'm sure you probably really don't care and are just wanting to goof on him but just in case you do here is as much info as you could want...LOL

Duane Chapman - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duane_Chapman)

[ShadowAvenger]

Beth supposedly had weight loss surgery and a breast reduction. You can really tell the difference if you watch the early shows and the new ones.

Yes, I watch the show and I have read his book.

[jessica]

I used to watch the show but I got tired of it.

[toys2cool]

I'll try to help you I watched a few.It's not bad overall.


1.) Not sure if they are even real?

2.)You never know who has what or who is hanging with them,so better safe than sorry or dead.

3.)Paint ball guns that shoot pepper balls.Dog is prohibited from ever owning or carrying a gun due to his history.(felony conviction)

4.)Yes he has lots and lots of hawaiian shirts and dog shirts.

5.) he has a total of 14 children however I think two of them are now deceased.So that would be 12.

6.)I take it you are referring to his glasses?
They are Oakley's with blue tooth or mp3 player in them.

Someone else mentioned he usually sends in the kids first,his kids are grown men now and he is 56 so I mean really how much punishment can an old dude handle day in day out.He is only 5'9 after all and been doing this for over 27 years.He is grooming them to take over.Lealand already has bail bond companies of his own.Dogs specialty is finding them.As for swearing and yelling chalk it up to adrenaline and intimidation they are dealing with alot of scumbags you really want to pray with them first?
I don't think so.
Now I'm sure you probably really don't care and are just wanting to goof on him but just in case you do here is as much info as you could want...LOL

Duane Chapman - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duane_Chapman)

I take it you're a big fan T? :smiley1: