Bumped into the Third Reich today

[Gorn Captain]

I was walking my dogs, when a guy came up to me.
He was dressed in black, with combat boots on.
He wore a WWII German Iron Cross replica around his neck.
And an upside down Hammer of Thor.
Now, I'm a big fan of the Odinson, he is, after all, one of the Avengers, but in this case I don't think he was a Marvel fan.
I wonder why they always dress in black? They can't be colourblind, can they?
If one of them wipes out ten people, will he then take off his dark sunglasses and say "Man, they were Swedish after all...."?

Anyway, he looked at my dogs, and said he had two German Shepherds and fifteen pitbulls, "for home defense".
He added: "no offense, but your German Shepherd is fat, you need to exercise him more."
I replied: "I take my dogs out for 90 minutes a day, always a brisk walk. My dog weighs 60 pounds, which isn't bad for a ten year old big dog."
He said: "I take my dogs out for a ten mile walk every day. Brings out the muscle tone."
I wondered: "17 dogs? Ten miles per day?"

I concluded by saying: "Well, I had better continue my walk, then", and left.

You know what I could have used then: ten big black guys, who would show him the meaning of "plenty of exercise".

Jeez, can I just walk my dogs in peace?

[Mikey]

nazi wannabe ******

[saildog]

I wondered: "17 dogs? Ten miles per day?"



In jackboots?

That ridiculous statement he made about walking 17 dogs ten miles per day might be a clue as to why he is the way he is. Nutjobs and/or liars are easily caught up in goofy philosophies.

Clearly, he is unemployable in that condition and being saddled with the burden of that many dogs, who need that much exercise, would make it impossible to work. Perhaps, if he had a job, he would not have time for playing Nazi dress-up.

[kryptosmaster]

Herr Gorn, ve haf vays uff makink you talk!
:silly:
Rich

[wayne foundation 07]

Everybody needs a hobby,at least he found his,he better take along alotta bags for all that dog poop.

[txteach]

I think he was trying to impress you.

[HardyGirl]

Geez, what a nutjob!

[saildog]

Herr Gorn, ve haf vays uff makink you talk!
:silly:
Rich

:smiley1:

At the very least, we can irritate you while you walk your dog!

[Adam West]

Is the German Shepherd the German variety or American variety?

American German Shepherds tend to be bigger than their German counterparts but 60 lbs for a Shepherd sounds like it is in pretty good shape to me.

[Gorn Captain]

:smiley1:

At the very least, we can irritate you while you walk your dog!


Those poor Nazis.
They've been reduced to "annoying the hell out of people".
Hitler would be so disappointed.....

[Gorn Captain]

Herr Gorn, ve haf vays uff makink you talk!
:silly:
Rich

Ve vill now prozeed tzu annoy ze Hell out of you!:smiley1:

[Mikey]

YouTube - Little Hitler (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tey0DoLNz_k)

m

[kryptosmaster]

Maybe he was hitting on you?
Did he reach over and squeeze your bicep when he said, "muscle tone"?

:wink:
Rich

[Wee67]

YouTube - The Blues Brothers - Nazis Scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhozx819izU)

[palitoy]

Somebody missed some Daddy hugs..

[Sideshow Spock]

http://www.danheller.com/Movies/Hellboy/nazi-robot-big.jpg

[Gorn Captain]

Maybe he was hitting on you?
Did he reach over and squeeze your bicep when he said, "muscle tone"?

:wink:
Rich

He had a beer can in one hand, and a cigarette in the other.
His skull, on the other hand, was totally empty.....

[Gorn Captain]

Maybe he was hitting on you?
Did he reach over and squeeze your bicep when he said, "muscle tone"?

:wink:
Rich

Actually, Rich, I am quite toned....:yes:
You should see my six pack.

[SUP-Ronin]

He has 17 dogs, eh. Thats alot of poop, and a lot of food, and a lot of money to feed them. Very doubtful. How old was he? That sounds like the kind of dribble some 15yo would say. I can't stand those guys, they aren't very bright, and blame everyone else for their situation, because it's easy. However they aren't necessarily harmless either, and can be a handful of trouble in the wrong situation.

[Gorn Captain]

He looked about 30.
But then again, if he had just been cloned from frozen Nazi cells, he could be three years old....

[thomasjo_2093]

What a goof!!!!

John

[saildog]

He looked about 30.
But then again, if he had just been cloned from frozen Nazi cells, he could be three years old....

:smiley1:

[kryptosmaster]

Did he mention Brazil?
:grin:
Rich

[fallensaviour]

Did he mention Brazil?
:grin:
Rich

Zat iz A good vune Herr Rourke.

[Cosmicman]

This is what he was really thinking....



"Ich mag Ihre Hunde nicht. Ich will kleine Jungen vergewaltigen. Ihr hoden sind für mich glatt genug!"

http://aftermathnews.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/nazi_cruise.jpg

[vulcan2074]

Sounds like he was trying to impress you. He's probably looking for a BFF LOL. Silly Nazi tricks are for kids :beaming1:
Sammy

[Gorn Captain]

This is what he was really thinking....



"Ich mag Ihre Hunde nicht. Ich will kleine Jungen vergewaltigen. Ihr hoden sind für mich glatt genug!"

http://aftermathnews.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/nazi_cruise.jpg

Gar nicht schlecht, Herr Zorn Dämon!:wink_y:

[Mikey]

...........................................http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ue9S-FyNAcE/SQs0VTAr1_I/AAAAAAAAAEk/fPzHwReg4zE/s320/Col.+Willhelm+Klink.jpg

m

[Marvelmania]

You should had told him how much you enjoy walking your dog to temple every day.

[The Bat]

On a related note...I've seen a DRASTIC change in the local Police Uniforms lately. They are dressing in ALL black, with their Pantlegs tucked into Combat Boots. They look an aweful lot like SS Troopers to me.:terror:

[Nostalgiabuff]

he's probably just lonely and lives in the basement of his parents house

[jwyblejr]

Sounds like you should have had Mel Brooks with you.

[bgrimm77]

On a more serious note....there has been a recent uprising of Neo-nazi/skin-heads here in Manchester , N.H. They call themselves the Manchester Firm. I dont know if any of their antics have made national , let alone global news , but these cats are flat out brutal !! Already responsible for 2 murders and numerous hate crimes , vandalism , rape , and arson. A real nice bunch of kids!! If they want to practice a belief structure that Started half a world away in the 1930's(*Hitler invaded Poland in 1939) then they should move half a world away!!!

[ramsey37]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6jibGLw8JU
George

[ramsey37]

http://www.psywarrior.com/Derfuehrersface.jpg

[IRON37]

shouldve had a captain america shield on hand

[Mikey]

Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join da nazi party

[DocDrako]

I hope my statement isn't against the no politics rule and if so, I hope the mods will edit or delete it.

The Mego Museum has almost outlasted Hitler's 12 year (supposed 1000 year) Reich already.

Mego Collector's Rule! I wonder what our uniform would be? A Mego Mugato outfit? That would be cool.

:grin:

[Mikey]

I wonder what our uniform would be?

I'm kind of partial to ballerina tutus

[bgrimm77]

I would like to wear anything plaid with fur on it...