Caption the EMCE pic

[palitoy]

[kryptosmaster]

My genetically-engineered intellect tells me I will actually meet you for the first time many years from now on Seti-alpha V which you will mistake for Seti-alpha VI.

[wyldpny]

What is your brothers name again?
Petrie? Purdie? Perciful? Popov?

[sauce]

Do you think my fingers smell? Smell them.

[miguet]

Repeat after me! "I must kill Captain Kirk!"

[miguet]

Yeah, I was shocked too when I discovered I wasn't an original Mego. So, put that phaser away before you hurt yourself!

[spotter]

"I'm sure the access code the the enterprise is here somewhere, I always write important numbers on my hand "

[UnderdogDJLSW]

"How dare you point a phaser at me! In 1996 I was prince with power over millions! You are just a lower decks officer hoping for bridge duty! I shall never forget your face... Mr. Chekov!!!!!!!!"

or "Hey you with the gold shirt, hey buddy! Whatcha staring at? helllooo?" >snaps fingers<

[Mego Milk]

Hey, ya hear about the one armed fisherman....

[highquality]

"No, No, No, you stupid Ruskie," "It's THE Plane Boss, THE Plane". "Not ZEE Plane". "Ah screw it, you're too tall for the part anyway". "Good luck finding work after Star Trek".

[EMCE Hammer]

Your pants are too high on your boots, your belt won't hold your phaser, your shirt is too short, your insignia too big, and your collar is sloppy. But your head sculpt in all its rotocast vinyl goodness makes you worth every penny.

[GAFan]

Help me take over the Enterprise and I'll let you keep Yeoman Rand and take Sulu's job.

[vulcan2074]

Kahn: Thats Not How Your Supposed to Cup Them. Do It Like this.

Checkov: Ahhh I See. So now that I got that down. Where do I Put the Dollar.

Kahn: It depends on what she still has on Wink Wink.

Checkov: I Can't believe Uhura is Really gonna do this for the Captains Birthday.

Kahn: I Can't Wait


Sammy

[stuart]

Chekov, how do get your skin so smooth?

[jasonmego1277]

"Silky Smooth ? What do you use for a conditioner ? I have keep my genetically superior hair in this bun , because I just cannot get it silky smooth......"