Star Trek Road Trip

[Hotfoot]

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Caption this!

[Hotfoot]

Wont be long and you can join the Good Sam Club Mr. Spock!

[Mr Havoc]

Hey Spock, how did you convince Barbie to let us use the Shagging Wagon?

[toys2cool]

Hey Spock pull my finger!

Stop Kirk I'm trying to drive this thing :grin:

[toys2cool]

So kirk,you work for Priceline and this is the crap you manage to get us? what kind of negotiator are you? :smiley1:

[saildog]

Spock: Gali-bago?

Kirk: Too obvious.

[DocDrako]

(best enjoyed if read in William Shatner's and Leonard Nimoy's voices)

Kirk: Can't you drive any faster, Spock?

Spock: I am driving the legal speed, Captain.

Kirk: You could drive a little faster, you know.

Spock: Speeding is illogical. Although it seems that you are making better time, in reality, you only arrive a few minutes sooner than expected. Arriving 3 minutes earlier is hardly worth risking lives.

Kirk: But if we don't get there pretty soon, we won't get the best seats.

Spock: Any seat that faces the screen is acceptable. You see the same film no matter where you sit. Iron Man can wait.

Kirk: You just don't get it. Looks like I'm gonna be watching Iron Man from the make-out seats.

Spock: Making out as you put it, is highly illogical. The amount of germs exchanged in a single kiss...

Kirk: Oh give it a rest, will you?

Spock: ......

Kirk: Scottie, will you stop farting back there! Enough's enough!

Scottie: I'm sorry Captain! I had Taco Bell for lunch! I can't control me bowels! I think I'm about to blow!

Kirk: If you let loose in here I will rub your nose in it! This is a rental!

:grin:

[ScottA]

Kirk: I knew the Enterprise name has been on a Starship, a space shuttle and even a battleship... but a winnabego?!?!?!?

Spock: Read your history Captain.

[GSPUSA]

Kirk: Now you did fill up before you picked me up this morning didn't you Spock?

Spock: 'err 'ugh 'umm

Kirk: We're in the middle on no where, you knew that gas gauge was broken, we're 30 miles out of town and 80 miles to the next one. I swear, if we run out of gas and are late for the Trek convention, I'm going to kick your Vulcan *** until you won't be able to sit down for a month.

[HardyGirl]

Kirk and Spock decide to leave the Enterprise and join the cast of Ark II.:smiley1:

[Tyme2tyme]

Kirk: I gotta go. Spock: I thought I told you to go before we left.

[mitchedwards]

Starfleets budget cuts have reduced us to this

[toys2cool]

Kirk-Hurry up SPOCK catch up to those hot girls!

Spock-Sorry Jim,but that's a Corvette and it's to fast

Kirk-WELL WHAT THE HELL DO WE HAVE IN THIS THING? A CUISINART?!?! FIND THEM CATCH THEM! (Spaceballs :smiley1:)

[SoulSinger]

Kirk: How many of those green women can we fit in here?

Spock: 22.638756

[jessica]

Spock! Let go! That's not the stickshift!!

[GSPUSA]

Spock tell me again why we let Sulu pick out the paint sceam for the R/V.

[Hotfoot]

Captain. I think I hit a few bumps in the road!
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McCoy (This is not good.)

[Hotfoot]

Intergalactic RV trip
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[GSPUSA]

Kirk: Scottie beam down some women from the Enterprise. This is bad enough being stranded out here with Bones and Spock, but with Klingon and Andorian I'll go insane.

[trekercollecter]

Kirk: "Are we there yet?"
Spock: " Not yet Captain"
Kirk: "Are we there yet?"
Spock: " Not yet Captain"
Kirk: "Are we there yet?"
Spock: " No! Jim!"
Kirk: "Are we there yet?"
Spock: "Mr. Spock here One to beam up, happy trails captain."

Live Long and Prosper! RV's RULE!

[cdhall]

EXT - RV DAY
Kirk: The Clutch. Remember?
Spock: (Nodding) One of the pedals on the floor.

GRINDING of gears precedes a lurch forward.

[cdhall]

Intergalactic RV trip
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INT - RV DAY
Bones: Sometimes a man will tell his Bartender things he'd never tell his Doctor.

[censy]

How many miles to West Virginia?

Chris