Star Trek Caption Time!

[miguet]

I took this picture after I received my first Mego figures.

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r58/gofmauleg/My%20First%20Mego%20Figures/P1010037.jpg

[Mr Havoc]

Spock you just shot your clone and a umpa lumpa. no its...... James T Kirkkkk......I am not a mirecle worker just a doctor.

[monkey tennis]

Clones
Well You must be the real Green blooded Vulcan

[monkey tennis]

Spock I love the way your belt holds up your trek pants

[monkey tennis]

Bang
Bang

Don't Live long and Prosper...sucka's

[monkey tennis]

Bones: Two Spock's...That's Illogical

[Gorn Captain]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Samuel T Jackson.
Now that would have been a Star Trek Captain!

[Gorn Captain]

Spock: Whoa!
Bones: What the ****s happening, man? Ah, **** man!
Spock: Oh man, I shot Kirk in the face.
Bones: Why the **** did you do that!
Spock: Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!
Bones: Oh man I've seen some crazy ******* in my time...
Spock: Hey, look man, I didn't mean to shoot the ************. The gun went off. I don't know why.
Bones: Well look at this ******* mess, man. We're on a city street in broad daylight here!
Spock: I don't believe it.

from Star Trek: The search for the Quarterpounder with Cheese

[Gorn Captain]

He wasn't wearing his uniform, so I shot him as the spy that he was....

[Gorn Captain]

I shot the Shatner.
And I also shot the second-in-command.

(Please hum Bob Marley over these lines)

[monkey tennis]

"Guns Don't Kill People....oh no...I suppose they do"

"I'm not a marksman...I'm a Doctor"

[toys2cool]

It's over Spock! Just hand me the gun nice and easy :grin:

[Gorn Captain]

Now you have to ask yourselves one question.
Did I fire six shots, or only five?

Well did I, punks?

[monkey tennis]

"You killed them! "

"But I thought you liked them. They liked you"

"THEY DIDN'T LIKE ME! THEY NEVER LIKED ME! "

[Gorn Captain]

You'll get more with a kind word and a gun, than with a kind word alone.

Spock Capone.

[toys2cool]

Dang it Spock I'm a Doctor not your Father...now hand me the darn gun!!

[Gorn Captain]

I pity the fool who don't like my plomik soup!

[Gorn Captain]

Shatners are the disease.
And I am the cure...

[monkey tennis]

"Was that Gun on Stun"

"Oh S**t"

[toys2cool]

"Was that Gun on Stun"

"Oh S**t"

lmao! :smiley1:

[Gorn Captain]

OK, Ok, Bones.
Now YOU can fire off the last rounds at them.

Everybody wants a shot at this guy....

From the classic Trek episode: "A piece of the Captain."

[toys2cool]

You stupid Alien what have you done?!?

Hey wait a minute...Kirks dead and Spock's going to jail,that makes me in charge :grin:

[monkey tennis]

"Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou! "

[monkey tennis]

"It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van"

[monkey tennis]

"Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now"

[toys2cool]

Holy crap I have no idea what the hell you're saying :smiley1:

[monkey tennis]

"Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man"

[monkey tennis]

"You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me that all this ultraviolence and killing is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong. I've learned me lesson, sir. I've seen now what I've never seen before. I'm cured! Praise god!"

"You're not cured yet, boy"

[toys2cool]

wow dude you really get into this stuff :grin:

[monkey tennis]

wow dude you really get into this stuff :grin:

That's what 8 hours of Work does to me.
I been watching Football Fans jumping over gates all day :ugh_y:

[toys2cool]

That's what 8 hours of Work does to me.
I been watching Football Fans jumping over gates all day :ugh_y:

you work at a stadium?

[monkey tennis]

you work at a stadium?

No a Train Station.

I think it's time I made a cup o' tea :coffee:

and watch Doctor Who
:scarf:

[toys2cool]

No a Train Station.

I think it's time I made a cup o' tea :coffee:

and watch Doctor Who
:scarf:

Have fun buddy :grin:

[batgirl]

Aww spock,i wanted a turn ..........
Gimme the gun...

[fembot]

You should have stopped before those priceline commercials, it was bad enough then

[DocDrako]

McCoy: Spock! What happened? And why are there two of you?

Spock: Doctor McCoy, you are too emotional. These two are Skrulls. They've become quite a threat lately. They were plotting to take over the enterprise. I merely did the logical thing and killed them. With this 20th century gun that I somehow have. And I am not a Skrull pretending to be the real Spock so that I could kill Kirk and Spock and put the Skrull "Enterprise taking over" plan into action. So don't suspect me. I am Spock. Really. I am so totally Spock.

:grin:

[aquatroy]

Spock! What the hell is in that water pistol?!?!?

[Bo8a_Fett]

Ok Spock you cant just shoot the suspect...I'm calling Columbo

[Bo8a_Fett]

Hmm projectile firing weapons don't have a stun setting...you win the bet Doctor

[Bo8a_Fett]

"Dr McCoy it appears you have a medical Emergency".....thinks...and now you're busy i'll get busy with Nurse Chapel

[Bo8a_Fett]

Sorry Doctor I was confused...there were no red shirts in the area and I thought I'd better be on the safe side.

[Bo8a_Fett]

Beat me at 4d chess will you

[Bo8a_Fett]

Spock shows his human side of wrath when someone touched his mego display

[Bo8a_Fett]

I could tell that was the doppleganger Spock due to the "made in Mexico" on his thigh

[AAAAA]

Than God No more Price line dot.com commericals!

[Bo8a_Fett]

So you see Dr ...it is possible to kill two people with one bullet

[Bo8a_Fett]

I believe your services are required Dr

[Bo8a_Fett]

I believe your services are no longer required Dr

[ddgaff1132]

Relax Doctor. I suspected a transporter malfunction when it replicated myself. But when it beamed in a T.J. Hooker. I took the logical step.

[hyperjoe]

I thought you said that was a squirt gun!

[cdhall]

Bones: You Green blooded, INHUMAN...!

[Captain]

I took this picture after I received my first Mego figures.

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r58/gofmauleg/My%20First%20Mego%20Figures/P1010037.jpg

After his arrest for the cold blooded murder of Zachary Quinto and Chris Pine, Mr. Nimoy was quoted as saying "The Doctor made me do it!", apparently referring to the "ghost" of the late DeForest Kelley.

In a statement by Mr. Nimoys close friend and old co-star, William Shatner said "This is the kind of thing that happens on Star Trek movie sets when I'm not around! If I was in the film, this just simply would never have happened!".

Film at 11!